- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the difference between a cow and a Spanish person? To get to the other side

My girlfriend wanted to talk about her feelings ... SO I TOLD THAT BITCH THAT... i really loved her and care about her feelings

What did the hobo get for Christmas? Nothing

Why was the guy coverd in garbage. I don't know but their are a lot of homeless people that can't afford the good stuff.

So there is two clowns. Pickle and Jim. If you were asked who was funnier, you would probably say pickle. Well you would be wrong. It's Jim.

Q. Why did the Chineese man eat a banana? A. He was hungry, and he was craving a banana.

What does an elephant and a grape have in common? One of them is purple.

What do you get when you post the same thing a million times? Hate

What do you call it when Justin Bieber has sex with a woman? Intercourse.

Why did the lion eat food Because seaweed is green

What did Helen Keller say to the priest? Nothing, she didn't know he was there.

Why are Germans good at soccer The Holocaust.

how many shit jokes do you need to make before you realize that random does not equal funny? An egg.

Chuck Norris screams in pain.

yo Mama so stupid that she took a piece of paper and taped it on the t.v and called it paperview.

A girl cries as she drops a box of uncooked spaghetti noodles, spilling and breaking them onto the floor. She has brittle bone disease.

What's funnier than one anti- joke? Two anti- jokes.

Honey, it really is such a tragedy that my sense of sight doesn't function properly. I've missed out on many beautiful things in my lifetime.

Why did the bird fall out of the tree? Because it was struck by lightning and died.

What did the little girl who's parents died in a car accident get you her birthday? Foster Parents

So a seal walks into a club.

What did the chicken say to the butcher? Moo.

How many babies does it take it to feed a grown man? It depends on the size of the man, how hungry he is and how big the babies are.

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