- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a naked couple? Horny.

Why was the black man kicked out of the restaurant? Blatant racism was still very prevalent at that time and place.

What do you call a bus full of white people? A Twinky!!!

"This is Jesus Christ to Tim Tebow. Please leave me alone. Don't you know that my day off, is Sunday?"

Hitler said "Jew mad?" I did nazi that coming !

jamie looks at jacob for arousment. jacob looks at his dog.........

what did the boy say when his friend was having a panic attack? "don't panic!" rather earnestly in the hope that his friend's breathing returned to normal as panic attacks can be very uncomfortable and place too great a strain upon the cardio and respiratory functions.

Wanna know how to confuse a black guy? Give him a friend chicken sandwich with mayo on it.

Why did little Lisa fall off the swings? She had no arms

Two blondes were driving down the road. The blonde driving looks at her friend in the passenger seat and asks her to see if her blinker is working. So the blonde looks out the window and says, ''Yes. No. Yes. No.''

Cum on guys, gay jokes arent funny!

Men's rights

What is the difference between a black guy and a bucket of shit? The black guy is a sentient human being, and the bucket of shit is just a metal container filled with feces

Why did the black guy cross the road? Because he was late for a meeting

A homosexual and a heterosexual bump into each other on the street. But its okay, because although they both lead very different lifestyles, they are open minded enough to respect each others choices and both apologize and keep walking.

A married couple lies in bed, making out. They must really love each other.

What did the Asian father say to his son when he got a b? Good job son!

How do you make a little boy get off a swing? You are an adult and perhaps it is inappropriate for you to be on a swing, especially when it is already occupied by a child of the right age.

Four gay men go to a bar and enjoy a drink celebrating their long lived platonic relationship.

What's white and will kill you if it falls from a tree? A refrigerator.

Guess what? Holocaust

Why did the black man commit suicide? Because the white man murdered him.

If 3 days ago was yesterday and today is Friday, how many legs does 7 dogs, 3 ducks, and 2 chickens have if the answer was red? Okay, not to sound rude but I'm gonna take a wild guess and say.....yo mama is so fat when she read this joke she ate the whole bucket of popcorn and didn't even share.

Roses are red Violets are blue I am adopted And so are you

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