Q. How many infants does it take to paint a wall? A. Depends how hard you throw them...

why did the 60 year old touch the little boy's penis? because he was a doctor.

There is big difference between helping your Uncle Jack off a horse And helping your uncle jack off a horse

Why did the car catch fire? It was parked in Ferguson, MO

What happened to the blind boy? He went deaf.. helen kellered....

Why did the chicken cross the road? He had to get to the other side.

what is very tall and red a very tall red building

there once was a black man who played basketball

there once was a teacher who wouldnt shut up she just rambled and rambled and rambled ,untill one day i brang a gun to school and shot her ,she doesnt rambled anymore and i dont go to school anymore =win for everyone

How did the blind dyslexic boy find his way out of the cornfield? -He drew backwords numbers and letters in the dirt

2 blondes walk into bolemics anonymous.

What did the suicide bomber say to the other suicide bomber? You're da bomb!

Roses are red violates are blue, matty is gay, sebby is too

What is brown and sounds like a pickle? Poop

I may have alzheimer's but at least I don't have alzheimer's.

how did the blonde get a concussion? she didnt see the pole in front of her.

What do you give hobos? Febreeze

penis haha

What do you callan african american in KFC? A had working american with a average profit, trying to make a living.

Her tits are so big that they would provide adequate nourishment for any future offspring.

feminine literature

Holy crap it's a talking muffin!

what do you get when you cross a red snugulo and a blue glurga? your on acid

Wanna hear a bathroom joke? YOU TRYIN' TO KILL US?!?

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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