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Why did the boy go to his room? Because his father told him to.

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Yo Mama is so dumb, that she scored significantly below average on the SAT's.

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Where is aodhan's ma? Jail, she was cought with a bag full of the white powder.

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How many blondes can you fit in a car? About 5 if you lift the arm rest.

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I have an erection My mom!

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A blonde, a brunette, and a redhead become stranded on a desert island. As they are searching for food and shelter, they come across a mystical-looking lamp. They rub the lamp, but nothing happens because genies don't exist.

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Steven and Daniel are playing with super soakers in the back yard. Steven says to Daniel: "You can't squirt me!" Daniel says to Steven: "Yes I can!" Daniel is HIV positive.

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Q: Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? A: Because it was dead. Q: Why did the chicken fall out of the tree? A: Because it was stapled to the monkey.

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What's yellow and can't swim? A bulldozer.

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How do Yankees fans cheer for their favorite sports team? Let's go Yankees!

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Why did the boy not answer his mums call? because he was dead

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How many penguins does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Penguins cannot screw in lightbulbs because they have wings instead of fingers or opposable thumbs, as humans do.

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Why do women live longer? Once they're sexual and metabolistic hormones are moleculy different from men's, their metabolism is different and act on different organs and vice-versa. Therefore, they live longer. Still, in a worldwide average, more men born than women.

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why didn't love legs cross the road because he had no balls

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How long did the Hundred Years' War last? 116 years.

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Roses are Roses Violets are Violets I am to Literal, That is a statement.

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How did the black guy swim across the Atlantic? He didn't. He was prepared to, but then went on Expedia and found a ticket with Continental Airlines that was in his budget. He did not like the amount of service he recieved, and decided in the future he will save up and fly with a different company, or in fact swim across.

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How many pupils does the teacher have? 2.

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Q) How many boring people does it take to screw in a light bulb? A) One

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why weren't all the jews wiped out in WW2 the gas bill was too expensive

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Your mom's your dad's wife. Except when she's not.

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a father listens to his son while he was on the computer. he heard "BABBY BABBY OHHHHH" and busted in He was releaved to find him masterbating to porn because he thought it was Justin Beiber

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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