- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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An Asian tries to climb a staircase in a wheelchair. He finds this difficult, because he is in a wheelchair.

What do you call a horse with wings and a horn on his head? Drunk

A horse walks into a bar, the bar tender says" why the long face". The horse, unable to comprehend English just shits on the floor and leaves

Knock knock Who's There? Me I kill you again HA HA HA

Why did little Sally fall off the swing? Because Sally has no arms. Knock knock! Who's there? Not Sally.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 beat the crap out of 8.

What do you call a man with a fork stuck in his head? A man with a fork stuck in his head

A person from Singapore eats

who lives in a pineapple under the sea? Osama Bin Laden

What did the baseball coach say to his son? Nothing. He was dead.

A man walked into a bar. Ouch.

What looks like poo but is rainbow colored? Rainbow colored poo.

What did the bi-polar girl do when she found our her ex-boyfriend was living with another woman? Nothing; she was happy for their new relationship and realized life changes and moves on, in addition to taking the daily appropriate amount of medical prescription as directed by her doctor.

Sigh, visit me with a pack of condoms, that is so romantic... Now you tell me something, how old are you REALLY and what is your real name? Oh yeah, my first name is Tifa (I know you hate it for some reason), and I am turning 24 in 30 days.

your mothers smells so bad,because she has poor hygiene skills

Where would you be unlikely to find a polar bear? In a courtroom.

At home, 3:20 pm - Close eyes for 10 mins, it's 3:30. At school, 3:20 pm - Close eyes for 20 mins, it's 3:40 and schools been finished for ten minutes.

What doesn't kill you makes you stronger. Accept for cancer.

Whats the difference between a baby and a trampoline? I take off my shoes to step on trampolines.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding two worms

These jokes don't have punchlines.

A man walked into a bar. He was only 19, but technically a man. Underage drinking is not O.K.

One day I walked into my backyard I saw a squirrel Then I was like oh hey squirrel

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