Where would you be unlikely to find a polar bear? In a courtroom.

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John has 32 candy bars. He eats 28. What does he have now? Diabetes. John has diabetes.

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A black man walks into a store and grabs something off of a shelf. He walk briskly towards the door and pauses, looking sneakily left and right to make sure nobody else is around. He also looks and sees that the security camera is not facing him. Seeing as nobody is watching him, he quickly turns towards the counter beside the door and pays for the item with his own debit card, knowing that nobody can see him enter his PIN.

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"Knock knock!" "Who's there?" "Sally." "Go away, Sally. I told you I am not interested." Kevin slammed the door on his colleague, as Sally proceeded to find somebody else and move on with her life. Kevin later in life became a drug addict, and got thrown in jail. Sally got married and had four kids, and while she feels bad for Kevin, she is happy with her life.

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Why did the black man get arrested? He didn't pay child support for his 12 bastard children

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roses are red carnations are white dont go to bed or ill f**k your friend dwite

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dad said he had to drop the kids off at the pool what does that mean mom? honey it means dad has to take a shit beacuase shit looks like retarded black kids with down sydrome

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A man walks into the doctor's office and says "Doc, I've been having the strangest dreams First I'm a tee pee, Then I'm a wigwam, a tee pee, a wigwam, a tee pee, a wigwam! What could be wrong with me?" The doctor looks at the man and says, "You have aids."

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Whats the difference between a loser and a winner there places

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A black man and a white man were in a fight. Who won? I don't know. It was pay-per view and I didn't buy it.

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I hate it when I try to put my gun on safety but I accidentally shoot u a school full of kid.

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Q. What did Michael Jackson say to the banana? A. Nothing, he's dead.

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What did the kid with no arms and legs get for Christmas? Cancer

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Guy 1: Hey, did you hear about this blind guy who went bungee jumping off a bridge? Guy 2: No, what happened? Guy 1: He couldn't see Jack!

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L's I's that took Viagra.

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what do you get when you combine an astronaut, a microwave and a bathtub? A suicide investigation

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Somebody pushed it.

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why doesn't the werewolf like Ferrari's a werewolf being a mythical creature would most likely not have a preference as to what kind of car he drives because he would not exist

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What's the difference between Dick Cheney and Obama? When Obama shoots someone in the face it's bin Laden.

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How many babies does it take to paint a wall? Depends on how hard you throw 'em.

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A man walks into a bar and orders a sprite. Everyone in the bar looks and him funny and then laughs. He then tells them, "I would rather satisfy myself with a cool lemon-lime drink than put the poisonous toxins of alchohol into my blood stream."

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What's 6 inches long and 2 inches wide and can drive a woman crazy? Money

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Why was the Jewish holocaust bad? Because it's joke always end up on anti-jokes and millions of Jewish people where murdered in it.

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Will nearis is here! Get it

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