- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Once upon a time, there was a a loving couple. When they first kissed, the girl's heart skipped a beat, but it wasn't because of love. It was a heart murmur. She died. The end.

What did the boy with four arms get for Christmas? A Laptop. Why couldn't he use it? He had no fingers.

I scream, you scream, we all scream for shit

Ebola

If you watch a pregnancy backwards, it is about a baby that is inserted between the legs of a woman and is slowly broken down for energy and the remains are finally sucked up by a man's genitals. There isn't a joke.

What's the difference between a banana and a monkey? They're both yellow, except the monkey

A couple is playing chess. The man then chokes his wife to death, throws her body in a woodchopper, and eats her like cereal- Frost

What do a cow and a banana have in common? Neither of them is a police officer.

Why did the girl gO shopping?! Because she got paid and wanted to blow(;

what is green and smells bad? an orange dolphin that poops out rainbows.

Want to hear a funny joke? Not really.

compardre No Pew.. Pew.. At mi OINK.. OINKs...

Why did the audience leave disappointed? Low budget and poor directing.

Whos allergic to BS You R! :D

Q.Why did Beethoven kill his chicken? A. It had contracted a serious illness. He had killed it as an act of mercy.

A paraplegic women falls off a boat. Regardless of the fact that she was wearing a properly inflated flotation device, she still managed to drown. She died instantly, the next day.

knock knock whos there? your neighbor, dude im sorry but i swear i didnt see your kid on my drive way.

How many times has Belle Ahern been hit in the mutt 76. Stupid slut

Why did the old man drop his milk? He had a stroke.

How dou you find the population of mexico? Take a census....... By throwing a dime in the street!

What is worse than getting raped? Getting raped twice.

Roses are Red, Vilots are blue Im going to kill myself Bye

Have you seen Stevie Wonders new house? No. Neither has he.

Mind magic for fuck ups: Did you know you can train your dog to magically arrive by saying YOUR name! Just tell it what your name is a lot and voila! Moral: made me laugh, fuck the rest of you XD

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