- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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"I had angry birds before it was cool." -Alfred Hitchcock

What's the difference between a trampoline and a pile of dead babies? I have to take off my boots to jump on the trampoline.

Have you seen Stevie Wonders new house? No. Neither has he.

Mind magic for fuck ups: Did you know you can train your dog to magically arrive by saying YOUR name! Just tell it what your name is a lot and voila! Moral: made me laugh, fuck the rest of you XD

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i like it in the mouth

After visiting the dentist, Ke$ha had sixteen cavities because brushing your teeth with bottles of jack causes plaque to build up.

Bariande: I have a belly button Kraken: haha who doesnt? MissAwkward: i dont Barinade: neither do i. haha this happened on tiny chat.

Why scooby-doo likes cookies? Because he's chub!

What is lazy? My balls. All they do is hang.

Roses are Red, Vilots are blue Im going to kill myself Bye

Why did the girl gO shopping?! Because she got paid and wanted to blow(;

Ebola

what is green and smells bad? an orange dolphin that poops out rainbows.

What's the difference between a banana and a monkey? They're both yellow, except the monkey

If you watch a pregnancy backwards, it is about a baby that is inserted between the legs of a woman and is slowly broken down for energy and the remains are finally sucked up by a man's genitals. There isn't a joke.

I scream, you scream, we all scream for shit

What do a cow and a banana have in common? Neither of them is a police officer.

A couple is playing chess. The man then chokes his wife to death, throws her body in a woodchopper, and eats her like cereal- Frost

Why did the old man drop his milk? He had a stroke.

What is worse than getting raped? Getting raped twice.

How many times has Belle Ahern been hit in the mutt 76. Stupid slut

knock knock whos there? your neighbor, dude im sorry but i swear i didnt see your kid on my drive way.

How dou you find the population of mexico? Take a census....... By throwing a dime in the street!

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