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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the boy say 9+9 was? The Holocaust

Knock Knock Who's there? The FBI. We need to check your house for dead bodies.

What goes in dry and comes out wet and sticky? Bubble Gum

What do you call a black man on a swing? Depends on what his name is

Why did the man go to McDonalds? Because he was a pedophile.

What's the deal with brown?

whats red with blue spots and is highly inteligent? an apple. i lied to you and am sorry

Why wasn't the black man served at the bar? Because they didn't serve his kind there... Did I say black guy? I meant to say a horse, wait, did I say bar? I meant the barn, yes, a horse walks into a barn but they couldn't serve him because he wasn't tamed

a duck walks up to a lemonade stand, says to the man running the stand. quack, because he's a duck

-Knock Knock -Who's there? -Me Me, who? -You -You? but I thought you were me. - I am you, you're looking in the mirror, asshole. - No, sir i'm sorry you have the wrong house. Asshole doesn't live here.

How do you stop a baby from crawling in cirlcles? nail its hand to the floor

What did one Japanese man say to the other? I don't know, I don't speak Japanese.

That`s my friends phone, I can call you from mine too if you want, please just don't hurt me, let me speak to you, I promise I will explain everything.

How do five Jews get to America? They get their passports and ride a public plane, safely leaving the airport and getting on a taxi to go to their hotel.

how does a a fat person dance? with his feet

How did the man want his hair cut? In silence.

River Ravi flows in which state? Liquid state.

How did the chicken know where he was going? He had a map.

Fuzzy Wuzzy was a bear. Fuzzy Wuzzy had no hair Fuzzy Wuzzy died of cancer

What did the man in need of a prosthetic arm get from the hospital? A diagnosis for cancer.

what did the little boy get from santa claus on christmas? nothing santa isnt real

Roses are Red Violets are Blue If you think this is gonna rhyme, You're dead wrong.

What's black, white, black, white, black, white, and red? A horse with it's heard chopped off.

What's the difference between Al Gore and a slab of formica? Many things, most obvious being that Al Gore is a conscious being.

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