I`m not as random as you think i`m salad.

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What's brown and ryhmes with snoop? Dr. Dre

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why did the Japanese father cry? because when america bombed japan in wwll it happened to kill the rest of his family

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one day a white guy was in detroit. it was very strange. nothing happened

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Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

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all your base are belong to mark

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You make me believe in myself, after all, it takes one to know one, I just wonder what I am, what are you?

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have you seen ray charles' house? neither has he.

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Your existance.

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The WNBA is on the cooking channel

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whats black and white? a zebra

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why did the grinch steal christmas? The grinch had a rough childhood. he had an abusive father and a crack cocaine addicted mother, and as a result, the grinch never got a christmas of his own. The grinch steals the happiness of christmas from the who's becuase his horrible childhood has caused him to take his anger out on everyone around him, because the grinch believes that this will make up for his depressing childhoofd

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A young blonde walks into a bar and orders a shot of tequila. After about a few minutes she spots this very ugly man with one leg. The man just so happens to sit right next to her and orders a drink. The man reeks of cockroaches and he looks like a homeless man that hasn't bathed in months. They never talk and the blonde goes home.

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A guy walks into a bar. He orders a drink and sighs heavily, waiting to escape the reality of his broken home, his cheating wife, and his high school dropout kid.

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I'M JOSH BROWN!!!!!

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Q. What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? A. Where's my tractor?

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A father walks in on his kid masturbating to pictures of horses and promptly divorces his wife.

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Waiter, waiter! There is a fly in my soup. Sorry about that sir, we will replace your order and make your meal complementary.

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Whats the difference between a crucifixion and a circumcision? In crucifixion you throw out the whole Jew.

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Cool story bro. Tell it again.

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What is green and has wheels? Grass. I was just lying about the wheels part.

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What's the best thing for a hangover? Heavy drinking the night before.

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3 men walk into a bar. The fourth one ducks. Thumbs up if you get it.

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Q: How does a chicken get to work? A: A chicken does not go to work. Chickens can not legally be employed for any position in any country as they are chickens, are not human, and do not posses any prerequisites required to be hired for any existing employable position.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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