why is pie good. because it just is.

thumb_up thumb_down +18

"why did the cheese not go to church on sunday" "because it was jewish"

thumb_up thumb_down +18

If the camel has seven toes and the armadillo has thirteen, why does your mom pleasure herself to a picture of George Clooney ?

thumb_up thumb_down +18

Why did Tim sit on the chair? Because potato.

thumb_up thumb_down +18

like if u think princess kenny id the fairest maiden in all the land. if u havent played or watched pewdiepie play south park the stick of truth, disregard this message.

thumb_up thumb_down +18

what did the boy get after his first communion? unwanted intercourse with his priest that resulted in scaring him for life, until the day he killed himself because he could never get over it.

thumb_up thumb_down +18

What's cool about a dead fish? Nothing.

thumb_up thumb_down +16

Say the line below sixteen times very fast: I like to find threes and peel of their... BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK... Done? Good boy!

thumb_up thumb_down +16

who lives in a pineapple under the sea? Osama Bin Laden

thumb_up thumb_down +16

what happens when a panther and a gorilla fight? i dont know i never seen it before.

thumb_up thumb_down +16

* Are you afraid of dinosaurs? * No, they're all dead.

thumb_up thumb_down +16

What do you get when you cross an owl and a bungie cord? My ass.

thumb_up thumb_down +16

Q: What is black and can't support a family? A: A bowling ball

thumb_up thumb_down +16

you know what hurts, a revolver bullet in your brain.

thumb_up thumb_down +16

A man walked into a bar. He said ow.

thumb_up thumb_down +16

how do you get a girl of a swing? puch her off! how do you get her friend of a swing? throw a refridgerator at her!

thumb_up thumb_down +16

A black man burned down my house. It was on minecraft you racist!

thumb_up thumb_down +16

Hey! You wanna' hear a joke? Black Freedom

thumb_up thumb_down +16

What's black, white and red all over? Half a penguin.

thumb_up thumb_down +14

Tim: Hey Jennifer, do you wanna hear a joke? Jennifer: Okay Tim: Knock knock Jennifer: Who's there Tim: It's me Tim, you idiot

thumb_up thumb_down +14

What's worse than the Holocaust? Finding a worm in your apple.

thumb_up thumb_down +14

What number is funnier than 23? 24.

thumb_up thumb_down +14

What's red, black, and green all over? A dead black bear. Just no green.

thumb_up thumb_down +14

Rebecca Black.

thumb_up thumb_down +14

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

Our Updated iOS App!

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

The Anti Joke Book


NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK!  Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

MOAR??

Want more? You might be interested in...


Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops