- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's white, warm, and dangerous? Cum.

How do you please a black person? Shower him with love and affection.

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What do you call a black male teacher? A: A Teacher .

a man walks into a bar, only it was an alternate universe so there were dogs running the bar. the bartender dog called human control because it was unsanitary to have a human in a bar. the human was then escorted out by another dog and was taken to a hotel where he received no continental breakfast.

Q: What did the kid with no arms and legs get for christmas? A: Cancer

A doctor tells a guy: "I have bad news. You have Alzheimer's, and you have cancer." Guy says, "Thank God I don't have cancer."

Roses are red, Violets are blue, sorry i gave you Herpes type 2.

Why was Newton surprised when the apple fell on his head? Because he was sitting under a pear tree.

Why did the man paint his dog blue? He has some strange mental condition and is incapable of controlling his own actions.

What do you call a magic MAAAAAAAAAAAN? A magic man

Q: How do you confuse more than 80% of the population? A: Mushrooms.

What did the dyslexic say to the nun? When I write, I typically misplace letters in words.

A: why did the kid run out of lead B: because his dad broke into his house raped his wife and stoll everything he owned

why did the mexican cross the road? to get to the lawn mowing shop becuase his wife has breast cancer, and he cant pay the bills sitting on his butt and getting a check from the government every month

You have now entered Automatic Breathing Mode

Q: Why did Little Suzie fall off of the swing? A: She had no arms. Knock knock! Who's there? Not Little Suzie!

What's worse than stabbing your eye with a fork? Stabbing both your eyes with a fork.

Roses are red violets are blue, he is for me and not for you, he's too ugly you can have him

A man goes to the hospital he says to the doctor while poking his leg it hurts here. Then he pokes his arm and here. Then his head and here. "Yes" the doctor says you've broken your finger.

Scientific fact: If you took all the veins from your body and laid them end to end, you would die.

Why did the chicken cross the road Time for you to get a watch

A kid has no friends.

Why did the girl have twins she was raped

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