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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the sperm swim back? cos he realised that he was in someones anus!

Once a upon a time there were three kittens that die, the end :D

A father was angry at his daughter's boyfriend because he took her virginity. The boyfriend said he was ashamed that he never told her he has AIDS.

What are you going to get your mom for mothers day? I have two gay dads.

A. Why did the chicken cross the road? B. Why? A. To get to the other side. A. Knock, Knock. B. Who's there? A. The chicken.

How many jews does it take to stop hitler. no one knows they didn't

Q: What is green, has red shoes, exists in videogames and runs really really fast while collecting rings, running trough loops, has a fox sidekick etc? A: Sonic The Hedgefrog. Moral: I was always a bigger fan of Super Fratelli Brothers though...

Confucius say: Man who fart in church probably has a medical condition and should not be made fun of because that is cruel.

Q:What's red and hurts your teeth? A:A brick

Why do girls think they deserve the very best? Because if an ugly girl in twilight can find a hunky vampire and ripped werewolf why can't they. And let's not forget those crappy Disney princess movies.

A man spoke in a high-pitched voice. Another man said "Are you gay" He responded, "Why, yes"

See what I did here? ;) Ladies, I just need some space okay? Damn Space Invaders... Ijustmetthespaceinvaderstheytookmyspace << DOUBLE MEANING!

A baby seal walks into a club.

srrsly, the fuk is going down here? read down It`s satanist rituals or something, Are there mmodderators that will remove this things seriusly!Moral stuf is satanism!!!!

A man walked into my repair shop asking why his TV didn't work. I told him it was broken.

Why couldn't he play piano? Because he is an untalented piece of shit.

I like food. But what's more than that it is necessary for survival. ASIAN!!!!

Two muffins were in an oven. The first muffin says: 'It sure is hot in here!' The second muffin says: 'Why are they only cooking two muffins?'

What do you call a bitchy unreliable friend? You don't call that bitch at all.

How are black people and apples the same They both hang from trees

yo momma so ugly that yo your birth certifiicate is an apology from thew condem factory

When life throws you lemons, you probably have dyslexia

You can go out to eat without posting it on Facebook.

Bill gates walked into a store and farted. It stunk up the entire place and the employees were mad. But it was their fault for not having windows.

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