What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting raped by Shrek

whats sad about 4 black guy drivein off a cliff in a cadalic a wast of good cadalic

Why are New Yorkers hated on so much? Becuase the Yankees suck ass.

Know knock Who's there The fat lady off her medicine ball Call 000

A man walks into a bar. He says "ouch".

Ryan Holden is a faggot.

penis likes vagina cuz its straight (get it?? it has an erection!!!!!!)

You haven't happened to see a cigarette truck around here have you? What's a truck?

my name is piare (peeair) because my balder is empty

how do you starve a black man? hide his food stamps in his work boots.

What did the orphan get christmas? CANCER

knock knock whos there your mother open the door

Why was the man sad? Cause his dog fell off a cliff

i wonder when lachlan will come out of the closet and give keiran a blowjob

theres this guy that i REALLY like but today he was putting something in my locker, it was gumbie the little green bendy thing but i didnt want it to be in my locker so i slammed my locker, except the only thing was that his pinky was in the way!!!! oh gosh i felt soooooo bad!!!! turns out he went to the hostpital and got stitches!!!!!!! that made it worse on me!!!!!! he said he was finee but i still cant let that go!!!!!

Why did the Smartie get fired from the M&M factory? For throwimg out all the W&Ws

What do you call a drummer without a girlfriend? Homeless

What is the best game in the world? There is no answer because that would be an opinion and opinions cannont be proved or measured.

what's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a trampoline? obviously quite a lot due to the fact that they are two completely different ideas with little to no relation to each other.

A black man and a mexican jump of a building to see who hits the ground first. Who wins? Society.

Whats cooler than cool? nothing because cool does not have a defined temperature therefore nothing can be cooler than it.

Why was the jew so happy? He won the lottery which at the time was 3.40 dollars

What did the pineapple say to the orange? Nothing; Neither a pineapple nor an orange contains the necessary muscles to produce speech.

A Blonde arives at the airport late, and misses her flight. The airline provides her with a complimentary ticket for a later flight and she departs on that.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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