- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why did the asian wearing a sombrero buy orange juice at 2am? because hes trying to stay sober and do away with alcohol for good because its ruining his family and he wants to be a good father and husband.

Whats black and is on sale in shops? Blackberries.

How many dead babies does it take to paint a wall? I don't know but you're a sick person even thinking about it.

What's worse than breaking your neck on a trampoline? Getting in a car crash on the way to the hospital.

What do you call a Muslim pilot? An accident waiting to happen

What do you call a white man takeing orders from a black man? Batman and robin

Yo momma's so fat she went to Antartica and all the penguins were like, "Woah. You're fat."

how do you get 20 people in a mini? open the door would be a good start but i dont think they will all fit.

Why did Jimmy eat the apple? Because he was obese and needed to eat healthy because his doctor suggested it.

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Brother comes downstairs wet and naked Mom: Did you enjoy your shower?

Why did the road cross the chicken? REVENGE

knock knock whos there johovas witness O-0

What would you do when pigs fly? Pigs cannot fly, therefore this question is impractical.

1 I've been diagnosed with-- 2 I don't give a f*ck, go die in a hole!

Why did the chicken cross the road? He was attached to a bomb filled with spoons

Wanna hear a joke? Sure. Me too.

Q: What did little Timmy get from his mother this Christmas? A: The contents of her will.

How do you get Helen Keller to keep a secret? You politely ask her not to tell anyone.

When life gives you lemonade, give life lemons and it'll be like WTF?!

what do you call a black man flying a plane?? a pilot ,you racist!

why did the woman walk into the kitchen? i don't know, but the better question is why she left in the first place.

A priest was walking home from church one day when he found a young boy crouching naked in the bushes. The priest contacted local law enforcement authorities on his cell phone and proceeded home once they arrived.

What's do you call a prostitute in a hospital? A concerned parent.

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