What did Stephen Hawking say to his daughter? Nothing, his illness prevents him from talking. And letting a high-tech wheelchair make human sounds isn't talking!!!

yo mumma is so smelly i can distictly smell her more than her perfume

Hellen Kellers dad put a plunger in the toiler and left it there. Hellen Keller went to use the bathroom and.. moved the plunger so she could take a shit.

Ron Paul for President!

Ya know what's funny? A joke well-told by a professional comedian.

Q: How do you scream at a purple? A: Black people

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

2 doctors are talking to each other? -Dead? -Dead.

A three-legged prostitute, a coal miner, and R. Kelly walk into an all-midget rendition of Stravinsky's Rite of Spring. The miner has a heart attack and dies. The concubine and the vocalist do nothing to help.

Ronan Parke, making Justin Bieber look straight since 2009

why did the young teenage boy E J A C U L A T E? because he saw his sexy dad shirtless.

What do you call a baby impaled on a stick? Lunch.

What kind of toy do you give to a dead baby? A death rattle.

What do you call a black man flying an airplane? A pilot.... ya' damn racist!

What do an onion and a hamster have in common? They are both in my Grandma's omelette.

Why doesn't anybody like the octopus? There anti-social creatures by nature

How do black people vote? They go to their polling place, register, then vote for their candidate on election day.

Q: Knock knock Q: Who's there? A: Not Suzie

Whats 9 plus 10 ... WHO FREAKIN CARES! STUPID.

How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a would chuck could chuck wood? Home depot

CAOIMHIN JUST BE QUITE

What is a black man's favorite fast food restauraunt? Varies.

Why did Betty fall out of the tree? Because she was dead! ????

What's better than winning the lottery? Winnig the lottery twice.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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