What do you call a drummer without a girlfriend? Homeless

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What's so similar about a zombie and a black man? They are both almost human.

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Guess what I was with your mom last night so I wraped her in foil and put her in the oven.

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I like my 40's like I like my women, in ABUNDANCE.

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Q: What's worse than losing your job? A: Seeing your entire family die in a car accident

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knock knock whos there your mother open the door

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Why did the Smartie get fired from the M&M factory? For throwimg out all the W&Ws

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Why was the man sad? Cause his dog fell off a cliff

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What happened when the white man saw a black man running with a purse? He called the police. The police proceeded to chase the black man down tackling him into a dumpster, causing permanent spinal damage. Upon investigation into the situation, the black man was deaf and he was bringing the purse, which contained an epi-pen, to his dying wife a block away. The police officers involved were fired and sued by the family, ruining their lives. Months later they both committed suicide.

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what do you call 69 babies in one room? a room full of babies

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My uncle was involved in 9/11... He called me before the plane crashed into the twin towers, his final words were so comforting... "ALLAH AKBAR!!!"

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An asian man walks into a bar He buys a drink.

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Antoni Wilkinsin

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Roses are red Violets are blue Actually, now that i think of it, roses come in many colors And violets are actually violet in color, thus the name

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melons are berries, tomatoes are fruit, being a smart-ass isn't that good.

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wh@t d0 y0u c@II @ d0g5sh£t w1th n0 sm£II? 0ID d0gsh£T

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Whats 1+1? The answer!

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Q: What's soft, fuzzy, and lives in the woods? A: Yeti

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everyone lies especially if they said agree to terms of service

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how do you break up with your girlfriend? talk about their race.

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Your mama's so fat, she can't even find clothes that fit her well.

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The joke below was so funny I forgot to laugh.

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Why is my room black and white? Because your in a black and white movie.

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