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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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My next door neighbour found out yesterday that I am a serial killer. Knock Knock. [L]

Q: how do you drown a blond A: put a mirror at the bottom of a pool

1 black man on the moon = problem 10 black people on the moon = problems Whole black population on the moon = problem solved

If a quiz is also referred to as a quizzicle, then what is a test also referred to as? A test, really. There are no synonyms for 'test' which would result in a humorous punchline; 'exam,' 'essay' and 'evaluation' are the closest possible answers and none of them provide humor at all.

How do you get Doctor Phil in a bikini? Give him a little alcohol to ease inhibitions and offer him a suitable bribe.

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An Irishman walks out of a pub. Just kidding.

What do you call a black man throwing jars of flaming fruit preserves at a Jewish basketball player. MEXICO

A horse walks into a bar, the bartender says why the long face? The horse does not reply because it is a horse. He then is confused of where he is and gallops out of the bar, knocking over a couple stools.

Q: Why did the kid cross the playground? A: To get to the other slide

Q.whats black and white and red all over A. half a zebra

What's the answer to all your problems The answer

Billy was so silly that he named his pet zebra Spot.

How do you make a plumber sad? Kill his family...

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Q: Whats worse than Coke A: Diet Coke

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What did Mel Gibson say to his wife? I apologise for my rude behaviour and intolorable cursing.

A construction worker walks into a bar. He says "Ow! That hurt!" And walked in the opposite direction to the manager to complaint about the obvious health code violations of this site.

Steven Hawkin ran a marathon.

how do you get a clown off a swing i dont know but dont call suzy

Q. How many puns does it take to make a cup of tea? A. None. A pun is a grammatical construct and as such is incapable of combining the ingredients necessary to generate a hot drink which has been popular for hundreds of years.

Jimmy wanted a bike for Christmas He got cancer instead.

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