I walk into a bar...

What did the boy say to his dad when he realized he was gay? Dad, I'm gay.

What happens if you go one louder? Nothing because you can't

Were can you find a bag of meth?

Racial Equality

What is worse than finding a worm in your apple? Women's rights.

Dad: i hate you. dads son:(kills him self)

Why did Alex fall off the swing? he had no arms

How do you wake up your grandmother........ You don't, she had a massive heart attack and died in her sleep

What did the fly say when he went to Dunkin Donuts? Can I have a doughnut?

Advertiser: Charlies Tax---------- Advertiser: OMG, who are you... Pedobear: Hello kids, come in my taxi(Van) :D

What is a Mexicans favorite sport? Tennis.

what is the best part about sleeping with twenty six year olds? they are usually very experienced in sexual intercourse so there isn't much awkwardness

well use a tissue!

What do you do if you walk outside and see your t.v. floating in the lawn in the middle of the night? Go back inside.

what do you get when you cross a broken arm and a broken leg? .... a broken head.

Conner Schmidt's fiance has the fattest ass in the world <3

How many Jews does it take to fill a shower? As many as it does to fill an ash tray.

You smell just like a black person. With your nose.

Why did the Mexican cut his neighbor's lawn? His neighbor cut his lawn the previous week.

What did the dog say to his owner? Bark.

Roses are red violets are blue I can't rhyme fridge

Hey, have you seen Steve Wonder's house? No. Neither has he.

your mom is so ugly, when she throws a boomerang it doesn't come back

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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