Boy: Are you from Tennessee? Because you're accent sure sounds like it.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have Alzhiemers Wait, who are you

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whats black and goes to newy high Manyiel

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What happens if an unmovable object gets hit by an unstoppable force? To get to the other side.

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What did the young child with no arms and legs get for christmas? A bike.

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Granny P-O-R-N!!!!

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Do ya like waffles? Ya we like waffles.

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Roses are red... Violets are blue... I have Alzheimers... CHEESE ON TOAST

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I couldnt remember who Rhiana used to date. Then it hit me.

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hola said the chinese man

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What did the Japanese man do to the pizza? He ate it.

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scientology.

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I like your hair

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2 guys walk into a bar the third one ducked

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When life gives you a pack of Kools, make Kool-Aid.

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Knock Knock! FUUCKKKK OFFFFFFFF

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What's do you call two bulls, a goat, and a horse? Farm Animals

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Knock Knock! Who's there? Hitler.

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my goldfish never writes me back when i send him letters

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im jackson, i have a small willy, and like to finger my dog

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What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient ability. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

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A black man and a Mexican are in a car. Who's driving? The cop. The two men were best friends who had taken off from their law firm. Alex had recently gone through a divorce and John decided to take him on a trip backpacking across Europe. It started raining and an off-duty police officer picked them up and took them to a nearby hotel. The three men had drinks and the friends had a wonderful time. But Alex never got over Jenny leaving him. 3 months later John found him dead in his home by auto-erotic asphyxiation.

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Why did the black man have to stand in the bus? All of the other seats were taken.

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No pen- no notes No notes- no study No study- no good grades No good grades- no diploma No diploma- no job No job- no money No money- no food No food- really skinny Really skinny- ugly Ugly- no wife No wife- no kids No kids- lonely Lonely- death No pen=death

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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