- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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i am writing this because i felt like it.

What does the president and the prime minister of china have in common, Sickle cell anemia. 342

What did the framer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor?

One sux, the other is decent. But supporting the sucky one shows u are dedicated.

What's worse than finding another worm in your apple? Another Holocaust

What goes 100 miles per hour and screams? A baby attached to a ceiling fan.

what is big, grey and sits in the middle of a field. A filing cabinet

why did michele jackson rape a kid. because he was horny duhhhh!

Q: What's full of different butts and smells bad? A: An ashtray.

What walks on it's hands My uncle

What's worse than a kid with a big head? Nothing you just look weird like Austin

I dont have a girlfriend

How did Helen Keller’s parents punish her? By grounding her.

A black guy walks into a bar. He drinks some wine and exits the bar. -Lets Go Mets, not Yankees

Why didn't the millionaire jump off the Golden Gate Bridge? He said "I don't have to commit suicide, that's for poor people" (Wyndellberg)

Jeff has 45 candy bars. He eats 40. What does Jeff have? Diabeetus

Why did the Muslim suicide bomber commit suicide? He was nervous and didn't think he could hijack a plane.

i said call 911 and they said whats the number?

Whats black and is on sale in shops? Blackberries.

I used to be an adventurer like you. But then I retired and started a family.

What makes boys so stupid? They like to play with girls' hearts and break them until they spew out blood all over the place.

Why did the whale rape a guy? He wanted to see what would happen.

Q: What's multicoloured and spins around while screaming in agony? A: A clown in a washing machine.

Why is Kony so mean? He used to date your mom.

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