- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A lysdexic man tries to spell rentally metarded.

What did Thisara say? You cant see me bich

Your mother is so morbidly obese that if she sat on me, she would crush my skull and kill me.

why did the kid get home from school early cause he was home from school..

im @ work, LOL.

What's purple and green and has a criminal record including two counts of armed robbery, five counts of possession with intent to sell, one count of attempted murder, several citations for underage drinking, and a parking ticket? Barney, but ignore all that other stuff. His record was expunged.

If Chuck Norris and Bruce Lee got in a fight, who would win? Chuck Norris, since Bruce Lee is dead.

I hated the Reading festival, i'm dyslexic. I hated it because my family died in a housefire while I was there.

Q: What's the difference between a grasshopper and pencil? A: Lots

An Asian, a white man and a black man were running in a race. The Asian won and the black man came second due to his lack of training and motivation over the past couple of months.

Why didn't the millionaire jump off the Golden Gate Bridge? He said "I don't have to commit suicide, that's for poor people" (Wyndellberg)

Jeff has 45 candy bars. He eats 40. What does Jeff have? Diabeetus

Why did the Muslim suicide bomber commit suicide? He was nervous and didn't think he could hijack a plane.

i said call 911 and they said whats the number?

Whats black and is on sale in shops? Blackberries.

I used to be an adventurer like you. But then I retired and started a family.

What makes boys so stupid? They like to play with girls' hearts and break them until they spew out blood all over the place.

Why did the whale rape a guy? He wanted to see what would happen.

Q: What's multicoloured and spins around while screaming in agony? A: A clown in a washing machine.

Why is Kony so mean? He used to date your mom.

chuck norris's daughter lost her virginity but he got it back

how could you not hav not died of dehyderation?

why did the asian wearing a sombrero buy orange juice at 2am? because hes trying to stay sober and do away with alcohol for good because its ruining his family and he wants to be a good father and husband.

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