Poop.

Knock knock. Who's there? It's me. Oh, come on in. Thanks.

An Asian man is driving a car. He was on the way to the market to buy dinner for his family

identical jokes get different votes.

How come anti jokes r funny

What do you do if a blonde throws a pin at you? Run, 'cause she's got a grenade in her mouth!

What do you call a kid with no arms, no legs, and an eyepatch? Names.

LOL we are spamming this site too much!

Dear Six, Please stop spreading rumors about me and nine. I hear you two also do some pretty nasty things. Love, Seven.

why don't you hit a black guy on a bike? because its probably your bike

Roses are red Violets are blue I like pussy Because it feels really good when I stick my penis inside her vaginal opening

Why did sally fall of the swing? She had no arms or legs Knock knock who's there? Not sally

why did he cat not land on its feet? it had 2 legs amputated due to cancer and animal abuse

so three men walk into a bar and one is a priest.

What's red and looks like a bucket? A red bucket.

a homeless man walks into a bar, the bartender and patrons treat him nicely, and sympathize for his current situation.

thats the same sound ur mom made in bed last night

What do you call an unfunny comment that demeans a group of people? Bigotry

Your momma so fat when she went to the beach she was to self concious and left her shirt on.

What do you call a boy that was once a boy, but no longer is a boy? A Man

What's the difference a black person and a park bench? A park bench is a object and a black person is human.

Knock, Knock. Who's there? I like Pie. I like Pie who? What do you mean who? Pie isn't a person, it's a thing.

knock, knock who's there? boo boo who? sorry i dont know anyone named boohoo so get the hell off my lawn

whats white and black, and red all over, kiren poping jacob cherry

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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