What do you call a purple chicken eating a bicycle? A purple chicken eating a bicycle

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pretty soon we'll all be dead

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Why did the baby boy start crying? He got hit with a toaster

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Jesus walks into a hotel, slams four nails down on the counter, and says, "Put me up for the night!" The concierge looks at him and says, "You're not Jesus. Jesus was brutally murdered approximately 1,970 years ago. And although I may not be a believer, his teachings have brought comfort and solace to millions of people around the world. Nor do we accept nails as payment. Please remove yourself from the premises or I will call security."

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Why did a man get fired from the M&M store? He was color blind.

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What did the parrot say to the dumb man? Nothing

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What is black and white and cant get through revolving doors? A zebra with a spear through its head.

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Womans baksetball...

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Why did the downtown New York worker never make it home? An airplane crashed into his office.

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your mom's stupid face is a dumb butthead. I hate you.

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Q. Whats long and and can drip out fluids? a tap.

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why did the baby fall out of the tree? the monkey dropped it. why did the monkey drop the baby? it was dead.

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why was it sad that 3 men were crossing rail road tracks in a toyota and got hit by a train? they ruined the Toyota

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Tell my wife I died doing what I love... Not her

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Q: how many babies does it take to paint a house red? A: It Depends on how hard you throw them

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Where are you going Your house

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What doesn't kill you makes you stronger. Unless this event results in you being a vegetable.

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What does it mean when somebody is Jewish? They eat palahuardo por sinquevos for breakfast. Qua.

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What is green and fuzzy and when it falls from a tree, your dead? A pool table.

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Why does Billy Mays yell? He doesn't, he's dead.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? The farmer left the gate open, letting all his livestock escape, and crushing his prospects of trying to keep his family fed.

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Slow and steady wins the race, But only in some cases. Mostly never.

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What has four wheels and flies? A flying car.

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anti jokes are like chickens. they arent funny at all. which makes them funny...

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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