What happened to Kurt Cobain? He committed suicide. He shot himself in the head with a shotgun and then he died.

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Roses are grey, Violets are grey, I am couler-blind, and poetry is gay

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What's funnier than 68 69

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A hasidic Rabbi and a member of Hezbollah enter a bar in a Jewish settlement. (No, of course they didn't.)

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A man walks to his coathanger and shouts: "I AM GOING TO THE STORE!" his wife says not to because the Rapist 'Eggman' was out again. He says he will be careful. On his way to the store, he hears "They are the Eggmen, I am the Eggen-" but the man shouts "AND I'M THE WALRUS, SO SHUT UP AND GET OUTTA MY FACE OR I'LL KOO-KOO KOO-JOOB YOU AND YOUR CHILDREN!" the Eggman and the singer became friends and found two more from Liverpool who were excellent musicians. They formed the band 'The Beatles'. The Eggman shot the Walrus in 1980 after the band's breakup.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Cement is grey, Shoes are myriad colors, but usually white, black, or brown, depending on their use, And I love you.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting stabbed.

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What ever happened to the bartender that asked, "Why the long face?" He was punched hard on the face for asking a stupid cliche!

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what do you call a black person who hated fried chicken? a vegetarian.

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your life

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sorry, that was a really bad joke, joking just joking, of course we can chat later, you got something in particular to do?

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Q: what is the most confusing day in the ghetto? A: fathers Day

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I have a toaster. I have two subway coupons and a handful of pubic hair equal trade baby

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Hitler walks into a temple..... Oh wait he died

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Golgo12 here, I can see how some people consider you insane Nero, glad to know point zero is the starting ground of your elysum, that should show them how a modern society should be like. You got six years left to live? That sucks man sorry to hear that. Ur real name is Nero? Axel Knight sounds so much more... You.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Not a blind guy.

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roses are red voliets are blue u actule thought i would cry over you!

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roses are reddish voilets are blueish if it weren't for christmas we'd all be jewish

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Hook. Hook who? Who are you Hooking Your Horns to?

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yo mamas so ugly she is often made fun of andridiculed about her appearance.

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What's the time when black men take over? Poor past never.

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What did Johnny get for Christmas? Nothing. Johnny is Jewish.

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Why was the dog barking... Because billy fell down the well

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What is Oedipus' favorite tv show! How I Met Your Mother

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Anti Joke

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