-Knock knock. ~Use the doorbell. -Ding dong. ~The witch is dead!

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A man walks into a music store and hears dubstep playing in the background and he says, "Ugh! I hate dubstep!" Suddenly the clerk gets extremely offended and says, "Haters gonna be gay!" The man chuckles at the clerk's remark and shakes his head. "No no no silly," He said. "Haters gonna not be deaf." He says shaking his head as he walks out. The clerk tries to elaborate on what the man meant, but he realizes he cannot hear his thoughts.

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What did the father say to his son? I'm leaving and I'm not actually your father.

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what does chicken and triceratops have in common both their jokes are anti-climatic, from lack of punchline

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how do you make a plumber cry A: kill his family

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whats a long boring sotry that no oneever wantsto read? the life of sarah palin.

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Q: Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? A1: he was shot. A2: he died A3: the forest was being cut down and he got into a machine and was shredded to pieces A4: he fell asleep

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Michael Jackson's favorite places: Toystore Candy shop Playground Amusment parks Kindergarden classroom Orphanige

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What's black and white and red all over? A dying zebra.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Poems don't have to rhyme... Refrigerator

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A Pakistani news reader.

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How many jews does it take to change a light bulb? Well none today because today is Saturday... maybe tomorrow

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why was the cream sad? he was frozen and turned into a popular dessert

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Just admit it. one time in ur life u pretended that the floor was lava and the only way to survive was on the couch.

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If you work at Penn State you might want to skip the annual "bring your kid to work day"

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Q:Where was The Declaration of Independence signed? A: At the bottom

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Roses are Red, Violets are blue, Run Quick, Before I Rape you!!!

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What did the coal miner get for Christmas? Black Lung Disease

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Why couldn't little Suzie snap her fingers? Her stepfather cut off her fingers after becoming a drunk and leaving her family.

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Your mother is so stupid that she claimed the pole ran into her.

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What's the worst part about being a black Jew? You have to sit at the back of the oven.

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What did the teenage girl text her friend while driving? It doesn't matter, she's dead now. Don't text and drive.

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Whats the difference between a dead baby and a Ferrari? The baby is not a car.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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