- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you make a clown sad? You kill his family.

Why did the monkey die? he was stapled to a grenade

Whats the difference between a black an white guy? They have different skin tones

How many surrealists does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Fish.

"Do you know the joke No me neither?" "No..." "Me neither..."

Why do we learn about the Civil Rights Movement in History class? So it won't happen again.

why was the black guy running from the cops? i dont know either

What do you call a black guy with no hair? Bald

what's the difference between you and a yack one is a spitting idiot and the other one is a camel

You know what happens when you plant a baby into the soil and give it lots of sun and water? It dies.

what do u get when two cars collide... a bunch of mexican

What do a bike and a human have in common they are both objects

Knock, knock. Knock, knock. Knock, knock. Guess no ones home.

A duck walks into a bar, and the bartender asks what will you have for dinner? The duck says "quack".

How did the polar bear get the bottle of coke? He killed the little boy

Whats brown and ryhmes with Snoop? Dr. Dre.

There were two ducks in a bathtub. One duck says to the other, "Pass me the soap" The other duck replies, "What do i look like, a toaster?"

Your mamma's such a whore, she sleeps with men who pay her.

What do you call a Mexican playing basketball? A man of hispanic heritage that enjoys the sport of basketball.

whats black, then white, then dead all over? Michael jackson

a person who will soon die of beeties

What's the best part about having sex with a bunch of 3 year olds? There's 20 of them

What did the mute guy say to the deaf guy? Nothing. He can't talk, just makes awful noises and hand gestures.

Q: What did Nala say to Simba during the stampede? A: Nothing. She was nowhere to be found during that scene.

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