- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How many jews does it take to change a light bulb? Well none today because today is Saturday... maybe tomorrow

why was the cream sad? he was frozen and turned into a popular dessert

And so i say to the preist ........... pass the bananas

Jane asked her husband why he was crying, he replied "Because i have extremely agressive cancer" hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha.....Cancer

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs? A man with no arms and no legs

What did the priest say to the Atheist when he walked into the church? How are you?

What's five miles long and has an IQ of 40? A democrat parade.

ask me if im a tree are you a tree? yes.

Why is there air? To blow up basketballs

who ate all the food in zimbabwe? Nick bigg.. he later died of cancer and aids

Knock knock

A: Do you like it B: No

Why did the weiner dog have a bad childhood? Uncle Monty put his foot up its arse on a daily basis before chewing dorris's nose, ears and eyelids.

._____________________. Whale!

Whats the difference between a dead baby and a Ferrari? The baby is not a car.

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? Yes, it's actually very nice.

Friends are like potatoes - when you eat them they die.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 is a registered sex offender.

What's the worst part about being a black Jew? You have to sit at the back of the oven.

What did the teenage girl text her friend while driving? It doesn't matter, she's dead now. Don't text and drive.

ive got nothing funny to say, so this is what its like to be a woman

Your mother is so stupid that she claimed the pole ran into her.

Why is a cat in the desert like Christmas? Because Egypt is a country of deserts, the Egyptians had cats and Jesus, Mary and Joseph escaped to Egypt in the Christmas story before Herod carried out his massacre in Bethlehem on baby boys of under two years old.

Ayy mon, come smoke dis weed wit ma

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