A woman gets on a bus with her baby. The bus driver says: "That's the ugliest baby that I've ever seen." The woman goes to the rear of the bus and sits down, fuming. She says to a man next to her, "That driver just insulted me!" The man says, "You go right up there and tell him off! Go ahead, I'll hold your monkey for you."

What did one sausage say to the other? Nothing. Sausages don't talk...

Q: Why was the boy so sad? A: His parents were just killed in a car wreck, therefore orphaning him and his five brothers and sisters and leaving them with no money, food, or shelter due to lack of steady income and the fact that their house had been foreclosed on.

Why did the lemon eat salt? I DON'T KNOW!!

? The person who made that "joke" down there has no life ?

why did Mark Nara cross the road idk why? he didnt

Q:Whats Brown and sticky? A:Maple Syrup

How do you give an 80 year old man a heart attack? Hold a gun to his head

What do you call a black man riding a plane? A black man riding a plane.

Roses are black Violets are too I am a dog I don't know how to rhyme

-Whats not funny and has wheels? >What? -The Holocaust... I was lying about the wheels

What did the old person find on the internet? Porn.

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Why did the Flintstones have Christmas? The Flintstones celebrated Christmas because the creator, William Hanna, celebrated it. As it is a kids TV show, you can't expect it to be factually correct.

How do you know if a girl is special? If she hates justin bieber, Twilight, and is open to threeways.

Have you seen Stevie Wonders new house? No. Well neither has he.

What did Chuck Norris say to the puppy? Aww what a cute dog.

kieran scott peels his off his foreskin while he watches hentai porn then he eats it afterwards, he is also on roids

What's worse than getting a flat tire on a date? getting one while rushing your dying grandfather to the hospital.

A girl asks a guy are you finish. The guy says no I'm British.

What is green and fuzzy and can kill you when it falls out of a tree A pooltable

Your mom is like a tire iron: she's a whore

If a small quiz is a quizicle then what is a small test? A quiz.

Why did the chicken go down the road? He was in a KFC truck and was headed to his death...