What do you call a man with no arms or legs sitting on a doorstep? Whatever his name happens to be

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A woman walks into a bar. Guys aren't the only ones walking into bars.

What did one sausage say to the other? Nothing. Sausages don't talk...

Q:Whats Brown and sticky? A:Maple Syrup

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven was a terrorist.

Why did the lemon eat salt? I DON'T KNOW!!

why did Mark Nara cross the road idk why? he didnt

A student exclaimed "This test is a piece of cake!" He ate it.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because, 32!

Q: Why was the boy so sad? A: His parents were just killed in a car wreck, therefore orphaning him and his five brothers and sisters and leaving them with no money, food, or shelter due to lack of steady income and the fact that their house had been foreclosed on.

Why did the elephant cross the road? Because it was white

A woman gets on a bus with her baby. The bus driver says: "That's the ugliest baby that I've ever seen." The woman goes to the rear of the bus and sits down, fuming. She says to a man next to her, "That driver just insulted me!" The man says, "You go right up there and tell him off! Go ahead, I'll hold your monkey for you."

? The person who made that "joke" down there has no life ?

What do you call a black man riding a plane? A black man riding a plane.

-Whats not funny and has wheels? >What? -The Holocaust... I was lying about the wheels

What did the old person find on the internet? Porn.

Roses are black Violets are too I am a dog I don't know how to rhyme

How do you give an 80 year old man a heart attack? Hold a gun to his head

kieran scott peels his off his foreskin while he watches hentai porn then he eats it afterwards, he is also on roids

Why did the Flintstones have Christmas? The Flintstones celebrated Christmas because the creator, William Hanna, celebrated it. As it is a kids TV show, you can't expect it to be factually correct.

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What did Chuck Norris say to the puppy? Aww what a cute dog.

What's worse than getting a flat tire on a date? getting one while rushing your dying grandfather to the hospital.