- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I bet I can say the the whole Greek alphabet faster than any other person in the world. The whole Greek alphabet faster than any other person in the world.

why couldn't Hellen Keller scream when she fell of a building? She was wearing mittens.

Q: What happens when you throw a glowing purple rock into a bright green stream? A: It makes a splash

What do you call a Mexican playing basketball? A man of hispanic heritage that enjoys the sport of basketball.

Q. What happened first The Tree or The Apple. A. Johny Appleseed.

I like my women how I like my ice-cream Out cold.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, We've just had sex, Now you have aids too....

Your mamma's so dumb, we are seriously worried she might hurt herself.

What is black, white, and red all over? something that just so happens to be seen by the color blind.

bronson watt walks into a bar.

How do you make a plumber sad? You kill his family.

How did the black man get into college? A mop.

what do you call a black man with a job? dont know, has never happened.

A jellyfish walks into a bar, the bar doesnt appreciate him, so he retreats back to his jellyfish lands.

Black people.

How can you tell the difference between a black guy and a white guy? skin color

mental kid

Why can't kids do drugs in school? Because it's against the rules.

Q. Why did the middle-aged man need glasses? A. The man's father had poor eyesight and due to genetics could not see well without the help of glasses.

"Knock Knock" "Who's there?" "Knock Knock Knock" "Knock knock Knock who?" "Just let me in, you twat, it's freezing out here!"

Why did the catfish cross the road? Catfish can't walk.

How do you kill a blond? Put a scratch and sniff card at the bottom of a pool.

Q: What comes first the chicken or the egg? A: Pineapple.

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