Why was Rosa Parks forced to sit in the back of the bus? Rebecca Black decided to sit in the front.

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The only time when white and black are together When I've just taken a shit! ?ttis

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Roses are red Violets are blue Flesh is green When the dead start to rise you're on my team

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Did you hear the one about Steven Hawking into a bar? I havn't either, but its probably a hoot.

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A man goes to the pound to adopt a dog and sees a very shaggy dog and says "WOW! Thats a shaggy dog I'll take it!" So the man takes home his new dog and decides to enter the dog in the towns anual shaggy dog contest. and wins. After winning the town shaggy dog contest he moves up to the county shaggy dog contest. theres no competition. Now the man and his dog enter into the state shaggy dog contest, the states shaggiest dogs are all competing. the man wins. Finally the man and his dog are in the prestigious national shaggy dog contest. The judge walks up to the man and says "your dog isn't very shaggy"

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have you seen Stevie Wonders new house? No. Neither has he....

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How do you cure aids? Jonathon siezed to care as he proceeded to cry when he was told his lemons were over the weight of what he'd expected

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They didn't stop pulling my hair i didn't stop pulling the trigger

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?u?? ????? ????? '?? p??? o? u?op ?p?sdn s??? p?dd??? no? ??

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Why was the human stronger than the dog? Because the dog had four legs and a mouth and a human has 2 legs, 2 arms, and is taller. Therefore, the human has more capabilites than the dog.

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What do you call a black man on a bike? A hard-working individual who found a steady job and earned enough money to buy a bicycle of his own which he rides to and from his job because he is healthy, doesn't like to waste money on gas, and doesn't like the pollution automobiles put into the air. By Darragh Hamilton

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what do you do when you see the klu klucks klan ? act white

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1.Roses Are Gray, Violets Are Gray. I Am A Dog. Can I Eat Your Leg? 2.What Did The Sandwiches Say To The Grilled Cheese? Nothing. Sandwiches Can't Talk Due to The Lack Of Organs.

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Why did Sally drop her ice cream cone? She got hit by a bus Why was Billy laughing? He was driving the bus Why did Bobby drop his ice cream? Billy put the bus in reverse Why was Johnny crying? Sally and Bobby stole the money from his bank account and now he is poor and homeless

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What do u call a banana? A banana......

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

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Why is the redneck crying? They died of diabeetus.

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What did one apple say to the other apple? -Nothing, apples can't talk

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Guy 1: "Smells like UpDog in here." Guy 2: "No it doesnt.."

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What did the coney say to the hotdog? At least i kill people.

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what do you get when you cross a dinosaur and a spaceship? a dinosaur spaceship

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Why was the boy sad? Because he had a frog stapled to his face.

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What do you call a black man who is great at basketball? An all-star

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Why doesn't the little boy talk to his mom? Because she smells like barbecue sauce.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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