How do you know if a girl is special? If she hates justin bieber, Twilight, and is open to threeways.

Have you seen Stevie Wonders new house? No. Well neither has he.

A girl asks a guy are you finish. The guy says no I'm British.

Your mom is like a tire iron: she's a whore

What is green and fuzzy and can kill you when it falls out of a tree A pooltable

What does a homeless man get for his birthday? 25 cents

If a small quiz is a quizicle then what is a small test? A quiz.

why did they make a new iphone? because individuals like to be connected to local and world wide media so they can stay in touch with all news, friends and family.

Q: what's the difference between a young, geeky kid living in Wisconsin's basketball and Yao Ming's basketball? A: young, geeky kids cannot live in Wisconsin's basketball. Wisconsin is a state, and states cannot own objects because they aren't sentient beings. And Yao Ming's basketball... is just a regular basketball that happens to be owned by Yao Ming.

What do you call a girl with no legs? Disabled

Why did the chicken go down the road? He was in a KFC truck and was headed to his death...

Q: Why do some women insist they don't have penises or testicles? All humans have penises and testicles! A: These women have been brainwashed by feminism. It's quite sad, really.

Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know either, i'm just wondering why a chicken is trying to cross the road!

why did the mexican cross the road? To get into America. Why did the chicken cross the road? It was on its way to warn everyone that the sky was falling Why did the horse go to the other side of the field? He liked green grass. Why did Chuck Norris cross the road? cause he's Chuck Norris. What do you call a man who gets a check in the mail every month for doing nothing? A black man

whats bloop with an m? matthew

Why don't seagulls fly over the bay? They do. In fact, seagulls can be found near almost any body of water.

What's the difference between a black guy and a white guy mushroom soup in my testicles belly Buton cheese.com ( tickle my. Nipple frog)

What happened when man put a dog in the blender? He got arrested for Animal abuse

what did the Alaskan homeless man get for Christmas? Death

A man is walking in a bar and then leaves once he gets his drink

"knock knock?" ITS 2012 WE HAVE DOOR BELLS!!!

why did the hedge hog cross the road? To get to his 'flat' mate!!

Too bad, because UNTIL YOUR FUCKING "POWER OF HUMAN KIND" CAN SUMMON UP A FUCKING EYEBALL! NOTHING WILL MAKE UP FOR THIS SHIT! "Oh, my the good old phonebook, I will... Now... try... to... seduce... you... with... my... "goodness" As far as "oh I know where you live", well nobody here is hiding fagface! So you come out of your "darkness or shadows or whatever" and let me stab out both your fucking eyes! And we are STILL NOT GOOD! And yeah, have your faggots stop calling themselves Nero.

How many pieces of gum are in 5 gum? 5. i meen 7

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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