Why isn't eating an Olympic sport? Because that wouldn't make any sense.

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What's blue and looks just like water? Water.

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Roses are red violents are blue I have 5 figures and the middle one is for you

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Mario goes home after a hard day of work and finds his entire family killed and a note from Bowser... He is now an asshole who beats and rapes kids...

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Why did the little girl fall off her bike? Because she had leprosy and had to have her legs and arms amputated

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what does a black person and an elephant have in common? what? they are both living beings who have their place in the world.

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Why did Greg move to the Lake District? Because his dog died and the family is in mourning.

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Why did Jessy crawl to her bed? Because she has no legs.

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why did the jew cross the road? He didnt. He got stuck in the wire fence.

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Can you guess what one black child got while passing through an all-white neighborhood in the middle of the night? Home safely.

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What's the color of a healthy kidney. I have no f***ing idea.

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What's a Mexican's favourite sport? Cross-country running.

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I saw 2 cannibals eating a clown. What did I do? Called the local police.

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Why do cows have bad hand writing? because they don't have thumbs

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What's the difference between an elephant and a duck? Purple.

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Once upon a time Jimmy was walking home from school. Jimmy was then confronted by a a pedophile so he suddenly ate himself.

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CIA? You? Are you a CIA agent? Wow!

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ur gay

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A priest, a pedophile, and a child rapist walks into a bar. He orders a beer.

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what did the farmer say when he lost his tractor ? I lost my tractor!

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What did the dinosaur say to the centipede? Its funny cause the dinosaur is big and the centipede is small. Also dinosaurs can't even talk!

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2 men walk into a bar without thier shirts. They get kicked out. 2 women walk into a bar without thier shirts They got beaten almost to death Why? The men dressed up as women, and every hated them so much they beat the almost to death when 2 cops walk into that bar, see the men dressed up as women and they too beat them. Little do they all know that the men disguised as women are really secret goverment agents looking into a drug deal. The drug dealers got away and now we have 2 people sueing the police department and drugs on the street again. Oh yeah I almost forgot: I made this up so if you read it you're going to die withing the next 100000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000 years. I gurantee it. If you dont the men in white coats are going to do extremely painful tests on you and you just might die so then no one will care and maybe get onto thier lives again. Why did I right this? It hasnt happened to me so I dont know If you tell me I will give you something more valueble than gold. Want to know what it is? TELL ME FIRST!!!!

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why bouriquet can not read is book ? cause he's retarted

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What's the difference between a black male and a white female? There are many differences but all of which are wrong to make a joke about.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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