Yeah, it makes sense if you think about it, I changed my alias back and forth from Axel Knight, to Axel White, first because Axel White sounded not only as a opposite to Nero, but also because it sounded like something a Nazi leader would call himself, we went renegade and used that in order to draw in and bust a lot of Neo Nazi`s with enough money and bad intentions to make bad stuff happen. But thats another story, I heard about an Axel Knight partaking in Point Zero, had I known you where the leader (I hope you are being honest friend) I would have warned you much sooner, but there was no way for me to know if you where working together... Since you literally where.

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What's the difference a ham and bugs bunny? -When I see a ham on the dinner table, I eat it. When I see bugs bunny on the dinner table and asks me "what's up, doc?" I stay away from sugar for a while and get tested for heroin

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Your social life.

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A blind man walked into a bar and got a beer and got drunk and went on a rampage and killed YOUR MOM

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My name is Nero, Angelo Nero, its Italian (or rather Roman) For Black Angel, and yes it is my real name, you will believe me once you see my passport, driving license, mastercard whatever, I am 32 years old and I wont tell you my last name because at this rate... You could probably just google me up and find it yourself. Seriously, I am latino you know that, romantic is in my veins, but hey, you never told me you liked that so if we agreed to sex, that was what I was going with... I did tell you that sex is kinda meh for me without the romance factor. The thing about your name being Tifa, is that you look A LOT like the video game character, I mean come on! You even got red eyes! (okay hers may be a brownish red but come on!) You should post a picture of yourself online and see how many guys find you really sexy... Then again, dont, I want you for myself. Sorry this is taking some time, I dont get any of these solvemedia crapcraps

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What makes Amish bread different than regular bread? It's made by Amish people

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: He was being taken to the slaughter house

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Why did the chicken commit suicide? To get to the other side

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What did Stephen Hawking say when his computer crashed? Nothing.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I hate you, Die.

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GAWS SI EKOJITNA

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Why is the boy home alone on Friday night? Because HItler took he's parents away.

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Knock Knock Who's There ........................ ........................................... I hate doorbell ditchers

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You are like really sincere aren't you? I really appreciate that in a friend. Thank you for being who you are Nero.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, You're adopted.

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Why did the plane crash? The Pilot Wash a Loaf of Bread

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If i was a painting... Id hang myself

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why didthe man's computer crash? the man has a serious porn addiction

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Why did the audience walk out of the movie? Because it had just finished.

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What did the cow say to the other cow when the boy asked him for something to drink? Probably MOOO! Considering that cows cant say anything except for that

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What do you call Jack Black on a bad day? Kevin Hart.

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Why did the hunter shoot the deer? Because he was hungry and might starve to death if he didnt

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How did the blond become a pilot? By attending flight school, graduating, applying to an airline to which she subsequently was hired to, taking frequent training courses, and beginning work.

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whats worse than getting ran over by a car seeing you mum having ***

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