- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a dog with 3 legs? Just because it has 3 legs dosnt mean you have to call it anything different

What is the difference between a mexican and a bench? One is living, one is not.

I scream, You scream, The police come, It's awkward.

Have you ever had Ethiopian food? No? Neither have they.

Why did the corpse come to life? Because number 5 is alive!

one man walked into a bar and ordered a beer. when he was drinking the beer he choked and died

I tried frying some fish today, and it started sizzling at me. I took it as a direct threat and started yelling at the stove. Eventually it stopped and dinner was ruined, but I was proud of myself for winning.

Why is a frog green? Because it was born that way

ahem what? what. oh I thought you said something

How does a boy with no arms or legs cross the street? He doesn't

Why did the black men chase the chicken ? Because it wondered out of a barn.

Q: What's small, round, and looks like a marble? A: A marble.

A man walks in front of a bus. The bus driver avoids the man but hits the boy eating ice cream.

Q: which of the following is a prime number? A: 17

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Knock knock. Man: Who's there? Hooker: The hooker you called for. Man: Oh, dear lord. My wife hasn't left yet. I need you to come back in fifteen minutes. Wife: Honey, who is it? Man: The hooker I called for, but you haven't left yet. I told her to come back in fifteen minutes

Whats long, black, and fat? The line at KFC

What's the difference between jumping off of a 2 story building and a 20 story building? You're more likely to die from the latter.

Roses are black Violets are black Everything is black I am blind

Knock knock. Who is their? Grammar. Grammar who? Of course you don't know.

Why was the black man at the back of the bus... Cause all the other seats were taken

Why was the Chinese man so sad? He's Asian.

A dyslexic man walks into a bra. His face bumped into something that was soft, squishy, smooth, and round... It was a balloon. Someone was having a birthday party.

Jinoo walks into a club it's not a club anymore it's a slaying factory

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