If an asian man is really angry with a jewish man named gabriel what does he say? Gabriel I am angry with you

What did the woman find when she got home from the post office? Her son's corpse hanging from a clothes hanger. She was an abusive mom, and he killed himself.

Why don't bats have penises? They do. I tried. Menstruation.

There was porn on the Internet I masturbated to it, but my parents caught me, and I can't ever leave the house again until I'm 18.

What do you call a puppy in alaska? A cold PUPPY!!!!!

how do you rube out a circle? don't draw one

yo mamas like a chicken hut all the cock* fly in

MySpace.

how do you make a plumber cry A: kill his family

Why was the boy hit by a bus? Because the driver is a homicidal sociopath.

whats a long boring sotry that no oneever wantsto read? the life of sarah palin.

Q: Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? A1: he was shot. A2: he died A3: the forest was being cut down and he got into a machine and was shredded to pieces A4: he fell asleep

Michael Jackson's favorite places: Toystore Candy shop Playground Amusment parks Kindergarden classroom Orphanige

Knock, knock. Who's there? Kevin. Which? Kevin Smith or Kevin Johnson? Kevin Johnson. Oh ok, come in please.

A: Knock knock B:The door is open.

Why did jimmy fall off the swing? He had no arms or legs Knock knock Who's there? Not jimmy

The doctor told a man he had aids. He told his friends he had AIDS so his friends wouldn't sleep with his wife after he died.

Roses are red.

Roses are red. Violets are red. Sunflowers are red. My garden is on fire.

What did Hitler say to his wife? It's time to go start the Holocaust.

what did the girl said to the stalker? i dont know cuz if i did, i would be a stalker

watch me nae nae

why was the man at the tuna fish factory mad? because he was going through intense emotional trauma happening in his life because of problems with his wife and child.

Why was the man lying on the pavement? He was hit by a fridge

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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