- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Two chemists walk into a bar. The first one says "I'll have some H20." The second one says "why did you come to the bar if you're just going to have water?" and orders a beer.

You all have Aids

Why did the chicken cross the road? This website is terrible. Are you servers from 1990? I hope you all get cancer.

I think everybody should have a penis. Does that make me a bad feminist?

Knock knock.Who's there?Dead Baby.

I may have Alzheimer's. But at least I don't have Alzheimer's.

What did Christopher Columbus say to his men before they got on the ship? Get on the ship.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it's drivers license had been revoked for all of it's DWI's.

why doesn't the werewolf like Ferrari's a werewolf being a mythical creature would most likely not have a preference as to what kind of car he drives because he would not exist

How old is Batman? Old enough to be a bat.

What did the the girl say to the deaf boy after he asked her out? He doesn't know

Q: What did the boy with no arms and legs get for Chrismas? A: Cancer

What did the man and woman do in bed together? Sleep.

Roses are red, violets are blue, f* you, f* you.

A man walked into a bar. It was very crowded so he decided to leave.

What do you call a kid with cancer? screwed

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The holocaust. What's worse than that? Hearing that joke a million times on this site.

three jews walk into a bar. then a bear mauls them.

Whats has 6 wheels and can fly? A dumpster, I lied about the flying.

Q:How meny jews can u fit in a mini? A:5 in the seats and 1 million in the ashtray.

Q: Wy couldn't the T-rex grab the other Dinosor? A: Because he is extinct.

finding out that when you had sex with that prostitute, you severely injured your urethra tube and you cannot create urine or spurm.

cancer

Q: What do you call the first black guy who swam in the ocean? A: Triangle.

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