- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the math teacher get after he ate and he ate? A full stomach.

Hickory dickory dock. Two mice ran up the clock. The clock struck one; The other escaped with minor injuries.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to my house. Knock knock. Who's there? The chicken.

What's white and sticky? A white stick.

Waffles ate my grandma

How do u know the difference between a adam and rappers you dont they r the same

No your aunties a joke

Whats big, purple and hairy. Has 4 eyes and 2 brains? Nothing.

i killed a blind guy when he wasnt looking

what do you call 2 walking Arabs with long beards? pedestrians.

Why did Jorge eat Larry's face? He was on bath salt.

religion

What did the Jew say right before a boy threw a quarter in a fountain? Make a wish.

A neutron walked into a bar and asked "how much for a drink?" The bartender did not reply because a neutron is so small he didn't notice that it even entered.

How do you wake Lady Gaga up? You poke-er--face....pokerface.

What is a haiku? Are they hard to come up with? Obviously not.

What liquid is white and sticky and annoying to get on your hand? Glue.

Why didn't the skeleton cross the road? Because it lacked the requisite musculature to facilitate locomotion

Why can't black guys eat babby back ribs... Beacause They are black too

a christian man asked god a question. he did not get an answer. a jewish man asked god a question. he did not get an answer. a muslim man asked god a question. he too, did not get an answer. an atheist man asked god a question. he got his answer.

I am paralyzed from the neck down.

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What two states don't have running water? Solid and gas

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