- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, You're adopted.

why didthe man's computer crash? the man has a serious porn addiction

How did the blond become a pilot? By attending flight school, graduating, applying to an airline to which she subsequently was hired to, taking frequent training courses, and beginning work.

What did the cow say to the other cow when the boy asked him for something to drink? Probably MOOO! Considering that cows cant say anything except for that

What do you call Jack Black on a bad day? Kevin Hart.

Why did the hunter shoot the deer? Because he was hungry and might starve to death if he didnt

Why did the audience walk out of the movie? Because it had just finished.

Why did the plane crash? The Pilot Wash a Loaf of Bread

If i was a painting... Id hang myself

wanna hear a joke womens rights

Q: What did the duck say to the bartender? A: Nothing considering that ducks cannot speak

What is the difference between a black man and a Chevrolet? They didn't sell Chevrolets in the 1800s.

What did the sad man say to the happy man? He didn't say anything he was so sad he killed himself.

whats worse than getting ran over by a car seeing you mum having ***

What's worst than the Holocaust? No Wi-Fi

Why did the dead chicken cross the road? It didn't. It was dead.

Why isn't eating an Olympic sport? Because that wouldn't make any sense.

Q: you know whats a good movie? A: twilight.

What's blue and looks just like water? Water.

You know what they say about big shoes? Big socks. You know what they say about big socks? Big feet. You know what they say about big feet? Big hands. You know what they say about big hands? Cancer.

A rock walks into a bar. The town goes into extreme panic and is abandoned because rocks are inanimate objects.

I get more excited then my dog when I give her a treat

If humans say YOLO what do cats say? meow.

You'er moma is so stupied that she climbed over the glass window to see what on the other side

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