- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Your mom is so dirty, She smells.

What day is it today? Today. Thank you. You're welcome.

What's black, white and red all over? A cow after slaughter.

If your waiting in a restaurant for a waiter, doesn't that make you a waiter? O.o

What happened when rudolf bucked Santa? Santa ripped his hooves off and started hitting his nose until it stopped glowing

Did you hear that the actress, Reese what's-her-name, got stabbed to death? Witherspoon? No, with a knife.

Why did the little boy stop looking for his ball? Because he found it.

How come Billy can only swim in circles? His right arm and right leg were amputated because he scraped his left arm.

What's worse than finding a dead fly in your soup? Finding your soup in a dead fly

What do you call someone who thinks they're funny but in reality isn't? Adam chapali Knock knock Who's there? NOT adam chapali

how do u get a blonde to stay away from her credit card... i dont know im blonde

Do not lose hope, you have always considered me hard to get, while this time, I came to you. Next time too, I kinda owe you.

What do a bike and a human have in common they are both objects

What's got one leg and no eyes? A leg.

Why didn't the hispanic muslim woman vote for Donald Trump in the 2016 primaries? Because she lives in Connecticut where the primaries have not yet taken place.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

what did the man say when he walked into the bar? Ouch!

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John: Spell IT Mike: Q-U-A-D-R-A-M-E-C-H-A-N-I-C-S

Whats worse than biting into your apple and finding a worm? Getting raped by a giant monkey

What comes after 69? 70

A baby seal walks into a club.

What is the difference between a Mexican and a bike? they both get hit by cars in shady neighborhoods, like Copiague, New York

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