Why did the weiner dog have a bad childhood? Uncle Monty put his foot up its arse on a daily basis before chewing dorris's nose, ears and eyelids.

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who ate all the food in zimbabwe? Nick bigg.. he later died of cancer and aids

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What did the priest say to the Atheist when he walked into the church? How are you?

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Why is a cat in the desert like Christmas? Because Egypt is a country of deserts, the Egyptians had cats and Jesus, Mary and Joseph escaped to Egypt in the Christmas story before Herod carried out his massacre in Bethlehem on baby boys of under two years old.

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What did the teenage girl text her friend while driving? It doesn't matter, she's dead now. Don't text and drive.

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Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? Yes, it's actually very nice.

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ive got nothing funny to say, so this is what its like to be a woman

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 is a registered sex offender.

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What's the worst part about being a black Jew? You have to sit at the back of the oven.

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Ayy mon, come smoke dis weed wit ma

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Friends are like potatoes - when you eat them they die.

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._____________________. Whale!

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Your mother is so stupid that she claimed the pole ran into her.

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Whats the difference between a dead baby and a Ferrari? The baby is not a car.

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your mom's stupid face is a dumb butthead. I hate you.

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pretty soon we'll all be dead

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Jesus walks into a hotel, slams four nails down on the counter, and says, "Put me up for the night!" The concierge looks at him and says, "You're not Jesus. Jesus was brutally murdered approximately 1,970 years ago. And although I may not be a believer, his teachings have brought comfort and solace to millions of people around the world. Nor do we accept nails as payment. Please remove yourself from the premises or I will call security."

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What do you call a purple chicken eating a bicycle? A purple chicken eating a bicycle

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Q. Whats long and and can drip out fluids? a tap.

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What did the parrot say to the dumb man? Nothing

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Why did the baby boy start crying? He got hit with a toaster

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Why did a man get fired from the M&M store? He was color blind.

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Why did the downtown New York worker never make it home? An airplane crashed into his office.

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What is black and white and cant get through revolving doors? A zebra with a spear through its head.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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