- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's big, black, juicy, large, and succulent? A gourmet meatball.

What's better than a nice hot shower on a cold, rainy day? Osama bin Laden rotting away at the bottom of the ocean.

roses are red violets are blue that's just the way god made them

So a guy walks into a bar.... he gets a few drinks pays his bill and goes home.

you know its foggy outside when you step outside and its foggy outside.

a man walks in to a bar. he says oww.

Why was ticklish Tom not ticklish anymore? A: he got hit by a train

Why did the blonde ask the doctor if she should get a new butt? She is insecure about its appearance and believes reconstructive anal surgery is the only solution.

You!!!!!! Cause your whole existence is just one big joke.

ha ha, I can talk and you can't.

What the man from the arapahoe tribe say to the mexican who was living in a trash bag? You should try a hotel room. They comfortably sleep 67-493 mexicans.

How do you know if you have a good slave? It is hard working and determined... And black

Some people like melon and others like soup.

pee

What do you get when you eat a bag of potatoes? The're all gone.

The man says to the doctor "Sir, I have contracted a terrible headache." The doctor replies back, "Yes you do."

What do you get when you mix a burrito and an earthworm? Diaherea

SOY COMO SOY Y ME ENCANTA SI NO ME VALORAS ESE ES TU PEDO

A elephant drowns when it was swimming, why did this happen? Who cares its already dead!

A duck walks up to a lemonade stand and says to the man running the stand. QUACK!!!

What do you get when you cross a cat and a dog? A dead cat.

OMG this actually works! 1. Hold your breath for 5 minutes 2. Die

What's worse than a holocaust? two holocausts.

If an asian man is really angry with a jewish man named gabriel what does he say? Gabriel I am angry with you

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