- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the boy fall over? Because he broke his leg. Why did the second boy fall over? Because he was having a seizure.

A man gets pushed in to a pole...

How does a bird grow gills if you're riding a peanut. A fridge.

Knock Knock Who's there? Me!! .... me who? Just open the motherf***ing door!! MOM!?! Theres a rapist at the door. MOM: No Jimmy, thats your father

God made rivers God made lakes God made you We all make misstakes

What did the oboe say to the trombone? SQUEEEEEEK

Why was the man in the kitchen? Because his wife was raped and killed.

no pun intended

what did the rooster get for his birthday? nothing

What did the fish say after he

What's the difference between a blonde and a carrot? One's a human, the other's a vegetable.

What do Muslims and Jews have in common? Shared humanity.

A: Why is that boy on the ground? B: He fell. A: Why did he fall? B: He tripped. A: Why did he trip? B: I tripped him. A: Why did you... B: BECAUSE I WANTED TO!

What happens when you roll a quarter down the street in Mexico? It rolls for a small period of time but eventually it falls over and stops rolling because quarters aren't able to roll very far on imperfect surfaces.

What is duke oxtoby? legend.

Why did the two blondes decide to ride in one car? Because it's more environmentally friendly than taking two cars.

How do you make a kid with ADHD stay still? Shoot him in the knee cap

Did you hear about the deaf kid? He didn't.

What do you call a black guy running from the cops? Nothing. He was out for his morning jog and he happened to run by the police.

In Soviet Russia, life was very hard due to the failing economy and oppressive government.

What's purple and tastes like grapes? Grapes

Have you ever ate a donut? Yes I have. In fact, the donut I ate recently was fairly delicious.

Why did the elephant fall down? He was shot by poachers.

Rose are Red Violets are blue I have 5 fingers The middle one is for you.

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