- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the best part of a family reunion? The sodomy.

A pirate walks in to a bar. The bartender notices he has a steering wheel in the front of his pants, so he says to the pirate, "you know you've got a steering wheel in your pants, huh?" The pirate responds, "Arrrrrrrrr, it's for me carrrrr."

Santa Claus is so hairy he need to shave more often.

If I had xray vision I'd go to a black jack table and when the dealer dealt everyone there cards I would look at the hot girls boobs

Tic tac toe Your mother and I are getting a divorce.

What did the cat say to the dog before chasing each other You have a nice looking ass

knock knock? who's there the stubt double vampire that's going to kill you;0

life is like a penis, short but feels long when it's hard.

A lion walks into petsmart and asks the cashier were the dog food is. The Cashier replies your a cat and the cat food is in isle 4 you pussy

What's the square root of 69 Jimmy? Square root of 69 is 8 something right? Cus I've been trying to work it out oh. Jimmy! It's 8.306623863 >.

How much wood would Chuck Wood have if Chuck Wood could have wood? None, Chuck Wood has E.D.

What's worse than getting a parking ticket? Getting brutally raped in the anus by the Dark Lord Satan.

how does stephen hawking get an erection? he turns off his pop-up blocker

What do you call a black man that flies a plane? -A pilot

Person 1: "Ask me if I'm a rock." Person 2: "Are you a rock?" Person 1: "No."

There were 2 drunk men. Man 1:im planning to buy the world. man 2:you cant. man 1:why. man 2: cause im not gonna sell it.

A white man, a black man, and a mexican are stranded on an island. They all died.

all jokes aside...

knock knock Who's there? Someone who wants to save you from the shitty dinner your lazy wife made.

Jason's Wife said to him I love you before I left to head to work, Jason then went back inside to see no one was there and he remembered his wife died in 2009.

Roses are red. Violets are red. I have a gun. What did i do?

Why did the hamster not eat it's food? Because it wasn't hungry.

Hey guys! Today is September 10th you know what tomorrow means? Party at my house! ...What? It's my birthday.

So I'm at the office and I tell this guy, "Hey can you pass me the stapler. But when you pass it over, make sure there are staples in it 'cause if not, I can't staple anything."

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