When life gives you lemons.... Don't eat them, because you're probable hallucinating, and you don't know where they came from.

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Two girls are in a car together. The one in the drivers seat is texting while driving. The girl in the passenger seat notices this and tells her the she should put it away in case of a risk of a collision. She apologizes and puts it away and the two of them drive to the store unharmed and continued their normal day.

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why can't johnny compete in the track race? because he has no feet.

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why did the black man leave his home because there was a hurricane that would have killed him if he stayed.

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you gay?

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The Juice where prosecuted by many time.

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Q: When did the man realize it was 5:00am? A: When it became 5:00am.

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a young boy once lost his mind and then his parents weeped because their son had been decapatated in a horrible motorcycle accident caused by a drunk who had just killed his wife and children and was running from the cops....

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How do you kill a red elephant? You can't red elephants don't exist.

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What do you call a black man on a bicycle? A cyclist.

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Your mother is so fat, we needs two fat jokes to adequatly make fun of her.

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what bounces and is blue all over? a blue bouncy ball

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What's a black man that drives a bus? A bus-driver

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womens rights

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Adele Gordon walks into a bar. The bartender says 'Why the long face?' Because she is a horse lol.

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I used to be an Adventurer like you, but then i took and arrow to the Elbow.

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What's black & sits at the top of the staircase? A quadriplegic after a house fire.

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Jeff has 45 candy bars. He eats 40. What does Jeff have? Diabeetus

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Q-What did the Farmer say when he lost his tractor? A-Where's my tractor?

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How do you attach a nipple tassle to a purple honey badger? Refridgerator

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What do you call a black man driving a helicopter? Blackhawk down

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To mutilate the body of a Jewish girl that lay on the other side.

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Lance Armstrong gets on a bike

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Anti Joke

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