Whats long and hard and women like to suck on them? A popsicle or long lollipop

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Why did Sarah fall of the swing? Because she was very careless and swung too high.

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Q: Why did Suzie fall off the swing? A: She had no arms. Knock-knock Who's there? Not Suzie.

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Q-what did the bus say to the other bus? A-nothing, buses are incapable of talking

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- Knock knock - Who's there - James - James who ? - James Redwood.

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Q.Whats the differents between justin bieber and a girl A.Nothing

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Why did the fat Jew cross the road? To go to the bicycle shop to fix his puncture

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How do you drown a fish? You can't , it is physically Impossible to drown a fish. because they have gills, so they are able to breathe underwater.

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What is better than a dead baby nailed to a tree? A dead baby nailed to 10 Trees.

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What is a man? A misserable little pile of shi... Moral: What is a man?

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Why did Suzie fall off the swing set? She has no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Suzie.

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"Knock knock." "Who's there?" "Dave." "Dave who?" Dave holds back tears as he realises his mother's Alzheimer's is getting worse.

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Mum: Black or white iPod? Her Son: Black Please, it'll run faster.

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Sometimes i'm hungry.

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Without geometry life would be pointless

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Roses are red. Violets are blue. Your parents are dead, and so will you.

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teacher: what do you call a math book with no writing in it?! student: idk what? teacher: a notebook! student: ok... thanks

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Q: How many dead babies can you fit in a blender? A: None. It is a sick and depraved act that is probably illegal anyway.

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What's worse then having gum stuck on the bottom of your shoe? Having a stick poked in your eye. What's worse then having a stick poked in your eye? Having a nail go through your foot. What's worse then having a nail go through your foot? Having a stick poked in your eye and a nail going through your foot.

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What's white, warm, and dangerous? Cum.

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How do you please a black person? Shower him with love and affection.

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What do you call a black male teacher? A: A Teacher .

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Davey Peterson.

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Q: What did the kid with no arms and legs get for christmas? A: Cancer

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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