Who is Jim Wonderbread? A whorrible person

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Well I think that anti jokes are stupid.

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my dick is like a bridge. i dont know why.

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Whats the difference between a jew and a canoe? Canoes weren't killed by Hitler

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What happened after the man with no arms and legs lost his keys? He called the police.

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Your mom is so stupid... She was unable to go to college and therefore was not able to find a good job.

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What's The Difference Between A Refridgerator And The Holocaust ? Not Much.

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FUCK YOU

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Dick in your vagina fuck cock cunt shit

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Whats the difference between Justin Bieber and Lady Gaga? one of them is a women the other one is not.

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A man walks into a chiropractor. The chiropractor asked whats wrong with you? The man replies My boner has scoliosis.

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what brown, red, and green and smells like poop. diareeha

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what's faster than an asian on a bicylce on payday? many things

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This will be the least popular anti-joke. Dislike this joke.

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why did the kid drop his toy? a dog was ripping out his throat

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Why Stevie is silent nowdays? Because he's dead.

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What a person such as you would say. Anyway, did you notice how I started by emulating your way of typing, spelling, spacing and so on?

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Q:What does a virgin and a penny both have in common? A:Guys don't want them.

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A baby seal walks into a club. I happens to be that the club is having their bi-annual PETA meeting, and the baby seal is chosen as the organization's new mascot. After touring the nation and meeting important world leaders, the baby seal still wonders why there was a club at the North Pole.

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Your mom is so fat, that when she went to the doctor, the doctor told her she had Type II Diabetes.

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A grasshopper walks into a bar. The bartender says "Hey, we've got a drink named after you!". The grasshopper turns and says "You've got a drink named Steve?"

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What do you call an Arab flying a plane? A pilot.

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why did the mexican cross the road? to get to the lawn mowing shop becuase his wife has breast cancer, and he cant pay the bills sitting on his butt and getting a check from the government every month

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There were 3 guys named Sean, Ryan, and Eye. They were best friends. However, things escalated when Eye slept with Sean's girlfriend and Ryan found out. Ryan felt he had to tell Sean that Eye slept with Sean's girlfriend. Ryan went up to Sean and said "Dude, Eye slept with your girlfriend!" Then Sean shot Ryan in the head before Ryan realized what he had said. Game Over

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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