- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A black guy walks into a KKK meeting. He is burnt on a cross outside his families house. They will mourn his death for years to come

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A man looks both ways before crossing the street. He gets hit by an airplane.

What is the difference between a lion and a tiger? A lion ,on average, weighs 31 kilograms more.

Everybody love food when they are hungry

What’s spotty, has three legs and is green all over? …well?

How do u stop sky from being gay. You don't

Roses are red, violets are blue, so is my face, I'm constipated

What's long and really hard? The fourth grade.

What is worse than the holocaust. A worm in MY apple!

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How do you get a one armed man out of a tree? you throw a fridge at him

roses are red violets are blue i have shit in my mouth so screw you

What's wanted by none, wanted by one, and is worse than Terran Hansen? Brooke Colbert. Go you Jesse.

Billy was curious if gasoline burns, so he decided to...... .... O crap I'm late for Billy's funeral.

What do you call a hindu that has radiation poisoned A radiatative hindu

How do you escape prison? Kill everyone in it hen once you have escaped find their families and viciously murder them. Are they going the send you back to prison? No because you will kill everyone.

What's red and bad for your teeth? A Brick

Q: Suzy loves apples, she will do anything to get her hands on an apple. Why didn't she eat Tom's apple? A: She ate someone elses apple and then he killed her before she could get to tom's!!!

A black man, a mexican, and a muslim all jump off a building. Who hit the ground first? Who cares!

Hi im a joke i eat turtles

You know, people are kind of like trees, they tend to fall over when you hit them multiple times with an axe.

i put a oie in the oven, it baked

What's the difference between a blonde and a brunette? The pigmentation of their hair follicles.

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