What did the black kid get on his report card? Math: C- English: D+ Social Studies: C+ Gym:A+ Science: D- N.P.P.

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Q: Why was the black man good at basketball? A: because he practiced

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I can be considerate if like someone is burning to death and I was the one considerate enough to lit them on fire... Wait no, I am considerate towards my friends (which are all ladies, all men besides me are obstacles and nothing else) AAAAND my logic processor broke down. Anyway, please do me the honors, take the last message.

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Roses are red, violets are blue, I have alzheimer's, cheese on toast

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Irune. Irune who? Irune my life with all this red sand.

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what's black and white and red all over? a zebra in a blender

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Q: What's purple and eats desks. A: My dog.

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What do you call an Asian man in a car? A motorist.

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This joke is not funny, So don't read it.

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Did you hear about the guy with five penises? Me neither, because that sounds like a very improbable aberration.

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Why couldn't the little girl color in her coloring book? Her arms were amputated.

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Oh you expected a funny joke? Oh well

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How do you kill Chuck Norris. Shoot him in the face

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whats got two legs and cant walk a paraplegic

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What is black and white and red all over? A black, red and white picture

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Q: whats white and smells like shit A: my ass

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Pansies are purple, Nothing rhymes with purple.

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A policeman walks into a pretzel shop. He sees two freshly baked pretzels. One was a salted.

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Whats worse than not having cellphone service? Having sex unwillingly with a stranger then getting pregnant at the age of 13.

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How Many Chickens does it take to make an egg? NOrmally 2

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It was an attempted suicide. His family left him, he had been in and out of rehab for a terrible cocaine addiction for over ten years, and was still having nightmares about his abusive past.

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What happened to your hamster? It died.

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A: Knock Knock B: ...

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What did one lawyer say to the other lawyer? were lawyers

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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