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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I have CDO it's like OCD but in the right order

What happened when the ugly girl asked her crush out on a date? He said yes. He found her personality quite attractive

WELCOME TO THE GARLIC BOYS SHOW! So kids, what are we gonna eat today? POTATOES! FUUUUUUU! Moral: You say tomata, I say WROOOOOOOONG, you say cheap I say your mother.

What did Kane Larkin get on his birthday? Cancer...

How do you confuse a gay person? How? 7

A man walks in to a bar. Ouch.

Q: Have you heard from that guy who dropped a piano on his head? A: No one has, he dropped a piano on his head.

Why did the chicken cross the road? A: This is a highly unlikely circumstance due to the fact that there are no wild chickens and most chicken coops are nowhere near a road

Whats worse than a bullet in the head? i have no idea, i have never been shot in the head so i'm not sure what to compare it to.

a boy scout wipes his butt with a dollar cause he had no toilet paper then the other boy scout hears him screaming they meet up later and the other boy scout askes why he was scream and the first boy scout says that is hard to wip your butt with 4 quarters.

What did the pineapple say to the apple? Nothing, neither can speak.

Your mother is so fat that she's more prone to cardiovascular disease than other people who stick to the proper BMI or body mass index

Roses are grey, Violets are black, I have Alzheimer's, Barthtub.

What's the difference between Batman and a black man? Batman is a fictional superhero and a black man is an ordinary man of African descent.

Q: What would happen if you didn't sleep all night? A: You would probably be really tired and start seeing things and speaking strange sentences as a result.

Why did the little and energetic girl fall down? Because I snapped her neck.

what's the difference between me and callum ? a couple of miles.... and id like to keep it that way

I'd like to make this joke funnier but I can't. It's stupid. I don't even like it.

Why did the blackman fall off the bike? Because he stole it.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didnt, it was hit by a car

What's funnier then a dead baby. Two dead babies.

Knock knock Who's there? I Love You! -Harrison

What does a muslim do on a plane? Flies to his intended destination without causing a problem.

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