- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust What's worse than The Holocaust? TEN HOLOCAUSTS? What's worse then TEN HOLOCAUSTS? THE END OF THE WORLD

What do you call a dinosaur that doesn't lay eggs? A male dinosaur

Q: What is harder than cleaning off baby bloodstains off a wall? A: Cleaning multiple baby blood stains off a wall.

What did the sheriff call the death of a black man who was shot 14 times? -The worst case of suicide he'd ever seen.

What do you call a man who has a camera? a cameraman

Yo mama has had so many kidney stones she has to be on a water diet.

A girl cries as she drops a box of uncooked spaghetti noodles, spilling and breaking them onto the floor. She has brittle bone disease.

yo Mama so stupid that she took a piece of paper and taped it on the t.v and called it paperview.

how many shit jokes do you need to make before you realize that random does not equal funny? An egg.

What do you call it when Justin Bieber has sex with a woman? Intercourse.

Why did the lion eat food Because seaweed is green

What did the runner say after he ran 10 miles? I just ran 10 miles.

Chuck Norris screams in pain.

Why are Germans good at soccer The Holocaust.

What did Helen Keller say to the priest? Nothing, she didn't know he was there.

Yo mama's so fat that she needs substantially larger clothes than most other people

Yeah sure comment below, and soylent green is fucking people! Moral: "You are judging the spitting image of yourself, except that you are doomed to remain ignorant and judgmental"

What did the man say while he was in surgery? Nothing, he was in surgery.

Three black men get out of a taxy. They split the bill evenly and get on with their day... By Wade

I went to work Got paid, Then came home.

Why didn't bob like night clubs? He was epileptic

knock knock who's there? the police, we have a warrant for your arrest.

So a train conductor is going at 70 mph to to a destination 50 miles away. He goes over 3 hills, one at 20 mph, the other 42 mph, and the last at 63 mph. he crosses 2 bridges at 47 mph each. What did the train conductors mom eat for dinner that night Nothing she had cancer and died.

Do u take sugar?

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