- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a 46 year old man with one eye 4'5 and has one arm coming out of his chest Steve

Why did the cat bite its owner? Because the owner had been dead for several days and the cat was locked in the house with nothing else to eat.

What is green and has 4 wheels?... Grass, I lied about the wheels

a hobo begs and begs for a dollar to buy something. a man finally gives him a dollar. what does the hobo buy? nothing. he walked into 711 and got shot.

An Irish man walks into a bar. The bartender looks at him and notices he has a steering wheel stuck down the front of his pants. "Hey," he says, "What's with the steering wheel down your pants?" The Irish man looks down at it, dumbfounded. "I have absolutely no idea," he says, and removes it.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was getting chased by nazis.

Roses are red, Violoets are blue, I accidentally shat my pants. Brb

A Blonde Goes On "Who Wants To Be A Millionaire"

YOU

Whats the difference between a dead baby and a lamborghini? Dead babies are not sports cars

What did your mom make me for Christmas... ...An apple pie because she is a very nice lady

What rhymes with turtle? RAPE

a jewish person sees a nickel on a sidewalk and continues walking.

What's frozen and eaten off a stick? Your dead uncle Norman

Who ya gonna call? ... Whoever you need to talk to at the current time.

Yo dawg, I heard you like cars. Thats cool, whats your favorite one?

Roses are red, violets are blue! Damn, the florist messed up the colors again!

Who has a higher pitched voice than the average man? A woman.

whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? not finding a worm in your apple, i quite like them actualy

Yeah, me too. The car just ran straight through the stoplight and it was all over...

What do you call a dead, black child? Dead.

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As I was riding my bike down the road, I saw a young boy being raped in a dark alley way. I proceeded to pedal and acted like i had seen nothing.

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