- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the doctor say to the other doctor? She is a goner.

A Jew walks into a furnace.. The bartender says "What'll you have?" The Jew wonders why there is a bartender in this furnace, then they die.

What did Jesus say when he walked on water? I'm drowning

What do you call a mouse having sex? A spouse.

who are the worlds fastest readers? the people who jumped on 911 cause they read 48 stories in 10 seconds

Q: Why did the crazy man stare at the orange juice container? A: Because it started talking.

What's worse than a worm in your apple? The holocaust What's worse than the holocaust? Two worms in you apple what worse than 2 worms in your apple? Two holocausts

On christmas, a bunch of happy kids get machine guns for christmas.Meanwhile in afghanistan, a bunch of dissapointed kids are getting ice skates.

When geese fly in the "V" shape, why is one side longer than the other? There are more geese on that side.

what do you get when you cross ruddell with a chicken? still a prick

wanna here a good joke? me too.

Leading a hike.. Kid falls off a cliff and dies. Who cleans him up? Bear.

How many babiess it take to paint a house? Depends on how hard you throw them.

Why did susie fall off the swing? Because an arrow penetrated her head.

What's worse than failing your midterms? Child abuse.

Why do black people love watermelon and fried chicken? Honestly who doesn't? Duh! Because most people do! Moral: Not so sure about the coolaid though...

how does an Arab scare someone He does a countdown

Why did the chicken run across the road? It was 9/11

Q: What do you call it when you get shot in the face 20 times with a shotgun? A:Nothing, you're dead. Q:What do we call it when you get shot 20 times with a shotgun? A: A blessing.

What is the difference between a black man and a pepperoni pizza? One can actually feed a family of 4.

what do you call a black man on the moon? an astronaut.

when life gives you lemons throw them away.. they are probably bad

What did the blind, deaf and mute kid get for Christmas? Cancer

What do you call a Man who likes little childeren A Nittany Lion.

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