Ask me if I'm a tree Are you a tree? No

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What did the boy say after he fell out of the tree? Nothing, he died.

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What's red and round? A red and round solid.

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Are you from Tenessee? I heard you were from there

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What's the funniest thing about this website? Everyone thinks their fucking hilarious because they keep making jokes about Sally who has no goddamn arms and little kids with terminal cancer

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What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient action. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

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Why was the black guy so good at basketball? Because he practiced.

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roses are red violets are blue ill keep u in my heart forever and ower baby to

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What's worse than an hours detention? Gettind raped by a horse anally.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't. The farmer quickly saw the chicken escaping and grabbed it before it caught any dangerous outside diseases, making his entire flock go bad, and therefore making the farmer go bankrupt.

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Q: How many Jews can you fit in a 4-seater car? A: 4

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How do you tell if your lesbian lover has cheated on you? If she's pregnant.

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Friend: Do you want to go to the bar or see a movie first? Me: Yes.

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Wanna here a funny joke... Trevor michael dyess's social life.

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Q: What's your favorite song? A: Not one in particular. I like all kinds of music.

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Yo mamas so ugly that when she went to an ugly contest the host said "sorry no Professionals"

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Why did the kid eat his homework because the teacher said it was a piece of cake

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Q:How many Elephants can you fit in a Audi quatro? A:It just sits on a leaf and waits for the autumn... Moral: Just sits on a three and waits for it to turn into four.

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Why wasn't the girl asked to the prom? Because she had cerebral palsy.

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Why was the cat meowing at the chicken? Because Sally got hit by a fridge.

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Larchmont Park is the biggest shithole in the european union - Only the jippo part tho, lots of flies live in that part <3

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I think everybody should have a penis.

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What did Joe do after the party? He went home.

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Why were the teacher's eyes crossed? She got kicked in the face by a mule.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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