An animal entered my house tonight ! It could only be one thing : A bear or a dog.

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Why did the Japanese man commit suicide? He was terminally ill and decided it was his time to go

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? Cars were invented after her death, so she never had the opportunity to learn.

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What's black, white and red all over? Nothing, I'm colourblind.

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why are marcos hands all swetty. he just got done giving a hand job to joe.

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how long does it take a meth-head to rob your flat? not long at all, and they'll take everything. they need to, it's an addiction

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A penguin is walking through the snow, and comes across a polar bear with a hat on. He stops and stares at the polar bear for a second and then compliments the polar bear on his hat. The polar bear smiles and promptly consumes the penguin, build up a fat layer for the coming Winter.

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whats helen kellers favorite activity fingering herself

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what did the boy with cancer get for christmas? i dont know he's jewish

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What do you call cheese that isn't your's Well it would depend on what type of cheese it actually is

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When life throws you lemons, duck cuz they freakin' hurt

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Why do black people like fried chicken? Well you see....

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What's worse than being a replacement? An insufficient replacement.

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What's under there? I'm not falling for that one...

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Knock Knock Who's There Nobody Nobody Who?

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It is theoretically impossible to read another's inner thought process, but it was probably due to the electric stimulation from the brain to give the chicken's muscles the ability to move.

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What's the time when black men take over? Poor past never.

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what is red, black, and blue all over? A horribly painted room.

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"Ask me a question." "No" "Cheese" ... "What?"

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Why did the nerd cross the road?? BAZINGA!!!! xD

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How does a black guy die? Unknown

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What did the lady with Alzheimer's do yesterday She can't remember

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What did one cat say to another? Cats cant talk

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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