What did the black man say to the fat Irish lady? Hi.

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My computer will die soon, and my life is a lie. Refrigerator.

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Little Miss Muffett sat on her tuffet eating her curds and whey along came her food allergies and she died

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A person tells an anti-joke. Nothing out of the ordinary happens.

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A man walks into a vagina. The man, expecting a holiday inn, is very confused, and later gets mauled by five bears, who mistook his scent for a fish.

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Jesus sacrificed his life to prove that he was immortal. So where does the part where he gets nailed to a stick and beaten the shit out of fit in?

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What do you call a clock that has no sense of time? .....Broken.

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whats worse than having that Holocaust joke be the best anti-joke for months? Windows updates

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What is the difference between a white mans penis and a black mans penis? It doesn't matter, phallic size isn't everything its what you do that defies you.

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How many blacks does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One, unless he's short. Then, he'll need a friend to hold the ladder for him.

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What has two legs and bleeds between them? The back half of a dog with a deep cut in its belly.

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Yes 59 10 away from my faverite number....... 49

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a blond a her blond boyfriend were walking acrossed a river. she gose over the river but the ramp brecks when she's past. her boyfriend says wait until night and I'll get a flashlight and shine it acrossed get on the light beem and walk acrossed.she says no when I'm haf way acrossed you will turn the light off.

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When life gives you melons. You're not dyslexic because you can probably tell the difference between a lemon and melon because they look so different.

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What's the difference between a Mexican and a bench? One is a structure used to support sitting people, the other is a human being native to Mexico.

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A gorilla walks into a bar and gets a banana martini. The bartender thinks that this is peculiar, and then he realizes he is dreaming. He wakes up and tells his wife about this ridiculous dream that he had. His wife ignores him, and the man rolls over and begins to sob because he realizes that his marriage is in shambles.

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Why do blonde girls like penis? Because it tastes good

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When life throws you lemons, duck cuz they freakin' hurt

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Why do black people like fried chicken? Well you see....

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It is theoretically impossible to read another's inner thought process, but it was probably due to the electric stimulation from the brain to give the chicken's muscles the ability to move.

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What's the time when black men take over? Poor past never.

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What's worse than being a replacement? An insufficient replacement.

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Knock Knock Who's There Nobody Nobody Who?

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What do you call cheese that isn't your's Well it would depend on what type of cheese it actually is

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