Nicole: Shove it where the sun don't shine! Katlyn: I'm richer than you! Nicole: Shut your frickin' mouth! Katlyn: You'll be bankrupt! (This conversation was recorded while Nicole and Katlyn were playing Monopoly. They both died in a car accident later that day...)

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Why did the little girl fall off the swing? Because she had no hands.

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drew edminstin is a rat

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A Christian walks into a bar . . . mitzvah.

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Did you hear about the blind man who got stuck by a bus? Poor guy never saw it coming.

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I wont say I got much money, but neither do I need it, just be honest to me, because if you lie, every advice I give you, could cost you or me everything, our lives, our families... Collateral damage is a term used very often and lightly ever since 9/11

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what did one lady say to another lady we are both ladies

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http://www.dafk.net/what/

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why did the kid stop eating his breakfast...two Penn state officials knocked at the door

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It's raining it's poring the old man died die to a sudden increase in blood pressure thus leading to a heart attack

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holocaust is bad but its funny when you use it as a joke hehe

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Once a upon a midnight haven. Along came a cow name Mr. Maven. For they say the cow was very lucky. But oh what a day for something very mucky. Oh ye the coming of Mr. Maven and his milk. And for every cereal there will be silk. But wait isn't Mr. Maven a guy? How can you milk him even if you try? I don't know, just sounds cool.

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knock knock who's their panda panda who shut up I never said yo name and don't call me black

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If dogs hate cats and cats hate mice, than what do mice hate? Themselves.

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How did the deaf girl die? I beeped but she didnt hear me

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whats worse than nailing 8 babies to 8 trees? nailing 1 baby to 8 trees.

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What do you call a kid with no arms and an eye-patch? Names

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What did John's girlfriend get him for their 5 year anniversary? Proactive because his acne bothers her.

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Hitler and Jews become friends.

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It's not illegal, it's just frowned upon... like... masterbating on an airplane.

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knock know. who there?.............. whose there?.........whose there!?!?! damn kids

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What was the homeless guy doing on the side of the rode? Begging for money.

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Have you heard that joke about Helen Keller? No. Neither has she.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Being held for random.

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