- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you give hobos? Febreeze

I may have alzheimer's but at least I don't have alzheimer's.

What happened to the blind boy? He went deaf.. helen kellered....

Why did the chicken cross the road? He had to get to the other side.

Whats the difference between a phone and a mexican? You can't dial a mexican.

There is big difference between helping your Uncle Jack off a horse And helping your uncle jack off a horse

How do you make a clown cry? Kill his family

Why did the kid throw a clock out the window? The kid was probably having a temper tantrum and it was an expression of frustration.

Roses are Red You're Black and Blue My fists seemed to have taken A liking to you

Whats the difference between a hoover and a harley? one is a vacuum, and the other is a motorcycle.

roses are red violets are blue i'll be back in an hour or two

What's large and blue? Probably quite a few things.

What did the UPS man bring Sara? a box. whats inside it is only Sara's buisness

I honestly have no idea what is upsetting you, why would I lie about my name? Please don't leave, you do remember me don't you? Can I call you over?

Q: Why's everyone afraid of Friday the 13th? A: Justin Bieber's movie comes out.

Why did Steven Hawkins die? he got a virus

what did the astronaut say to the rocket scientist? hi

What's worse than a baby in a dumpster? A baby in two dumpsters

I'm winning at Scrabble.

So a train conductor is going at 70 mph to to a destination 50 miles away. He goes over 3 hills, one at 20 mph, the other 42 mph, and the last at 63 mph. he crosses 2 bridges at 47 mph each. What did the train conductors mom eat for dinner that night Nothing she had cancer and died.

Yo mama's so fat that she needs substantially larger clothes than most other people

What did the man say while he was in surgery? Nothing, he was in surgery.

Q: What do you call 500 lawyers at the bottom of the ocean? A: A Good Start.

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