What do you call a man with no arm or legs lying in front of a door? Idk, but how did he get there, and where is his aid to help him get out of this situation?

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If I was a backstabber, you would have been dead already, without me having anything to do with it in the first place, listen, we cannot change the world, those that control the media, control the world. And our role was the opposite, we wanted people to find their individual selves and put their talents for use for themselves and us, today the media tells people who they are, what they like, and what to eat and wear. None of us can do this, point zero is gone, its simply a matter of time, but if you want to try, I can do what I can, in hopes of delaying the inevitable.

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Only steers and queers come from Texas and i dont see any horns on you so what does that mean? It means I am not a Minotaur.

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How can a black person and a white person be friends? The civil right's movement.

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If life gives you lemons.... Life is an abstract noun not a physical object so it can not give you lemons.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To meet his friend the horse at a bar

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what is worst than 1 bee stings two bee stings what is worst than two bee stings holocaust what is worse than three bee stings getting raped by a giant scorpion

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A Mexican and a black man are in a car. Who's driving? The black man, because he was the designated driver for the night and was being helped by his good friend, Paco the Mexican, to quit his alcohol addiction. The AA meetings and rehab clininc were failing and he had lost his job. Jamaal, the black man, is now attending night school and holding down a part-time job at his local Baha Fresh. paco is very proud of him.

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Whats worse than a dog biting you? Cancer.

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bish bash bosh giz a nosh

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I´ll give anything to be screw by you.

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Roses are grey. Violets are grey. I am a dog.

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How long did the Hundred Years' War last? 116 years.

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One dog says to the other dog "Nice day, isn't it?" The other dog says "You can talk!?"

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Q. What happened to the girl who locked her keys in her car? A. I raped her.

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What's the difference between Timmy and a car? Timmy can be brutally murdered.

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A man walks into a bar and orders a sprite. Everyone in the bar looks and him funny and then laughs. He then tells them, "I would rather satisfy myself with a cool lemon-lime drink than put the poisonous toxins of alchohol into my blood stream."

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Q:whats big white and falls out of trees A:a refrigerator

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Will nearis is here! Get it

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms or legs.

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How many babies does it take to paint a wall? Depends on how hard you throw 'em.

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What's 6 inches long and 2 inches wide and can drive a woman crazy? Money

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What's the difference between Dick Cheney and Obama? When Obama shoots someone in the face it's bin Laden.

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Why was the Jewish holocaust bad? Because it's joke always end up on anti-jokes and millions of Jewish people where murdered in it.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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