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A man finds a magic lamp and rubs it. A genie appears and says that he will grant him 3 wishes. The man says "I wish for a duck". POOF! He got a duck. Then he says "I wish for a penguin". POOF! A penguin magically appears. He thought long and hard for his 3rd wish. Then he said "I wish I had a turtle" POOF! Suddenly out of nowhere the genie disappears. The man looked inside the magic lamp and saw a small turtle. The end.

Why did the girl buy the watermelon? To eat it.

how do you wake up lady gaga? you set her alarm for the intended time

What is worse than finding your parents dead? You being charged for the crime.

What did the man's ex-wife told him after their divorce? "Build a bridge and get over did" And so he did because hes a contractor that specialized in structures spanning and providing passage over a gap or barrier, such as a river or roadway

What happened when the Trayvon Martin was shot? The media made a huge deal about it and is now making ridicoulus claims that George Zimmerman is racist, and such claims are infringing on his right to a fair trial, and it's all because Trayvon Martin is black.

What do you call a big group of Chinese people on Mars? An extraordinary feat for the Chinese space program and a historic day in human history, where a particular country has set up the first human colony on another planet and we have proven to ourselves that our race is capable of interplanetary travel and can accomplish anything if we set our minds to it.

What do you say to a friend named Alex? The Game

Why doesn't Batman exist? Because he was made up.

Q: what do you call a guy with no arms and no legs floating in the ocean? A: A very unfortunate individual.

whats the worst kind of homework? child abuse

Q:If Ryan Vallee walks into a room what do you do? A:Walk out -Ryan V

"Knock knock!" "Who's there?" "Interrupting Owl." "Interrupting Owl who?"

Roses are red. Violets are blue. THAT'S JUST THE WAY IT IS.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the man say to the other man? I would have no clue because I am deaf

Why couldn't the boy talk? He drowned.

Whats black and white and read all over? A dead magpie.

Yo mamma so stupid Her IQ is sub par

A blinde and brunette are stranded on an island. They are never found and starve to death.

What is the difference between a dead baby and a mustang? I dont have a mustang in my garage.

What 2 differences does a potato have in common? They both have very thin skin.

My dog dumps in my house she looks at me and says rut row

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