How do you tell if an alien had been in your house? All your lightbulbs are gone and your fridge is pregnant.

A Jew, Catholic, and a Mexican walk into a bar. The Jew leaves first for an unrelated reason.

You come across a blonde, a brunette, and a red head. Why are you telling a joke? Go make sex.

A Hispanic man, an African woman, and a Caucasian man walk into a bar. No one wins this round of "Racial Equality Appreciation Day's" game of limbo.

Believing in God may be a sign of autism Kappa

What's worst then finding an worm in your apple. Finding a colony of flesh eating bugs after you toke a bite.

Q: Why did the grandma forget to take her pills? A: She died in a tornado

What group of people do the police target? Criminals.

Add William Wright On Facebook Answer- www.facebook.com/public/William-Wright

Roses are blue Violets are red What happened to the gay man? He listened to Justin Beiber And then was straight

Your Mother

"Really, how is your wife?" "You know she's dead right?" "Cool mine too!" They high five in mid air and lived happily ever after

A guy walked into a store and bought a candy bar. Why? Because he wanted some chocolate.

A horse didn't walk into a bar. The door wasn't big enough

Why do black people have a bad reputation? Because they do bad things.

A: Knock Knock B: ...

What did the dancing amphibious landing craft say to the carrot faced caterpillar? wanna get in its cold

Two Muffins in an oven One muffin looks at the other muffin and says: "Oohhhh it's hot in here!". Then the other muffin says: "Oohhhh a talking muffin!"

What happens when a Jew, a black man, and a Latino walk into the bar? The potential for racial humor.

why was the boy sad? because his penis was stapled to a coffee table

Why did the middle-aged black man lose his job? Because in this day in age, many businesses are being forced to lower their pay-roll, and he could no longer be afforded.

What's black and white and red all over. Half a zebra

Why do rabbits have such a reputation for rampant reproduction? Sex feels extra good for rabbits.

who wants to hear a joke about the broken pencil? to late, its sharpened

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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