What did Batman say to Robin just before they got in the Batmobile? Robin, get in the Batmobile

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A man in a state penitentiary drops his soap. He then picks it up and continues his shower.

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what the difference between matthew and a retard? The retard can do math

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Why did the little girl fall off the swings? Because at the climax point in the swing, gravity is making a much larger affect on you because you are pulling farther away from the earth as well as positioning your body in a way where it is awkward and unstable to support your body, which greatly increases the chance of you falling off and landing on the ground.

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what did the black kid get for christmas? I dont know....whatever he wrote on his wishlist.

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What is wet, white and sticky? Glue, of course.

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A man drops a penny between a Jew and a homosexual. The man says "oh excuse me," picks up his penny and continues with his day.

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Sarah Jessica Parker walks into a bar. The bartender asks, "Why the long face?".

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Two black men and a latino board a plane together. They are members of the Marshall High School football team, and all die in the subsequent crash.

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What does two plus two equal? 4

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What happens if you play CS:GO? Well you loose alot of fucking money.

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How do you make Chuck Norris cry? Kill his family.

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What did Petunia say to the other Petunia Hi there Petunia

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What's faster than a black man carrying your TV? The law enforcement that promptly catches him and is about to charges him with theft regardless of his ethnicity because stealing someone else's property is just generally an unlawful thing to do.

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I once walked into my grandmas house to find her laying face down on the ground. It turns out that everyone was planking but grandma wasn't breathing...

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How does Cee Lo Green order extra ketchup? Can I have some more ketchup, please?

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Cornflakes were an accident, so was Chernobyl

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How about that airplane food? Ive never been on a plane you tell me

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What's black and can't speak? A garbage can.

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Domonic is a gay homo!!!!!!!!!!!! Vagina

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what did sandy say to mr krabs nothing squirles are not smart enough to make a air tank and go under water

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Why did the man's motorcycle not move when the street light turned green? Because it was a filing cabinet.

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what gets louder as it gets smaller? a baby in a trash compacter.

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Q: what is green, red, white, on fire, in space A: i dont know you tell me

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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