A blonde was drinking water from the water fountain. She was very thirsty.

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Ask me if I'm a dinosaur. Are you dinosaur? No.

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What do friends and trees have in common? They will fall over if you hit them repeatedly with an axe.

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When writing haikus Sometimes, I miscount the syllables See, that line has eight.

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a duck walks up to a lemonade stand. thats impossible, because nature says that ducks cannot walk.

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Why did the lion get lost? Because the jungle is massive

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If humans say YOLO what do cats say? meow.

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What the difference between a black person and a piece of shit in a bucket? The bucket

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knock knock. who's there? Kony. Kony who? Kony says:" Uganda be abducted"

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What do you call cat that is on fire? Nigel.

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selena gomez & justin beiber go in space. selena says im hotter than the sun. the way she knows this information is that she is near the sun at this time justin beiber has already drifted off in space.

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How many Jews fit in an oven? Nein

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline. Notice how Anti-Joke MISSPELLED "user", writing "uses" instead. Probably most of you didn't notice until I posted this :)

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What did the teacher say to the student? You failed science

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Why couldn't the Egyptian pharaoh solve the Rubik's Cube? He didn't know how.

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Why did the man wear his jacket because he was cold

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A man is boarding a plane. The attendant asks if he has a passport. The man says no, and leaves.

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Why did little Jimmy cry when his Rolls Royce got destroyed? Because his parents were in it.

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If Chuck Norris were to roundhouse you. Then something previously happened before the altercation, that caused tension.

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Why did the man cry when he went to the doctor? He has a terminal illness progressed to the point of cure and would die in 3 hours.

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Your Mother is so ugly that men tend to avoid her.

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Why was the Chinese Man mistaken for the other Chinese Man? They were twins.

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hating his life and his job, the man leaves work early and while he is in the elavator he has thoughts about killing himself after returning to his apartment he turns on the TV and grabs his gun out of the drawer. sitting in a chair with a gun to his head he looks at the TV and realizes that his office building has just been hit by a 747 piloted by Al-Quida members. Suddenly the man realizes that maybe he has something to live for and decides not to kill himself.

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Wanna here a joke? Feminism.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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