you know what's worse than being grounded? AIDS

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How did Jane fall off the swing? Jane had no arms. Knock Knock. Who's there? Not Jane.

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What happened to the deaf, dumb, and blind kid? I don't know. Niether does he.

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A: Knock Knock (waits for an answer) oh there's no one in.

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Why won't the carny let the black kid on the carnival ride? He doesn't meet the height requirements

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Rebecca Black. That's it. That's the joke.

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Two farmers are sitting in a cold field. One asks, "Cold day, isn't it?" The other farmer doesn't respond as he has been frozen to death and because of his death, he is unable to respond.

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Roses are red Violets are blue we're going to have sex because i'm stronger than you

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How do you keep your dog from running away? Put it on a leash.

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What is the difference between the number 20 and 21 1

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What did one liar say to the other liar? I'm very honest.

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Why did the cookie die Because a fat kid was hungry

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A man walks into a bakery and buys a doughnut. He then starts to drive home when he realised that he'd forgoten to eat the doughtnut and has to returne to do so.

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A white straight man, a black gay man, and an Asian bisexual woman walk into a bar. They are enjoying their drinks until one overly intoxicated man makes a remark towards the group in reference to their diversity in race, sexual orientation, and sex. The bar crowd is enthused with the drunk man's genius in not only constructing a joke to cover all three categorical descriptions of the group, but in guessing each member's sexuality based on their respective appearances.

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Q: What did the dog say the cat? A: nothing, because dogs cannot speak, and even if they could, I highly doubt they would speak cat.

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what do you call and man that has a twitch every time someone say tissue broken arm, leg, hand, collar bone and there iphone? A mentally and physically demented man that needs serious help from a psychotherapist otherwise matter would get increasingly worse

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whats the difference between Obama and Romney answer: one would have been a good president instead of a communist

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If the camel has seven toes and the armadillo has thirteen, why does your mom pleasure herself to a picture of George Clooney ?

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Why did Tim sit on the chair? Because potato.

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too bad about that wild ball, you otherwise played a fantastic softball game"

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A man asks a young boy to get in his van. The kid, being very well-educated tells the man he cannot talk to strangers. So, the man tells the kid he understands, and drives away to another nearby child.

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"why did the cheese not go to church on sunday" "because it was jewish"

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How do you pacify Hitler? Give him jews.

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why is pie good. because it just is.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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