Q: Knock, Knock A: To get to the other side.

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What do you call a flat-chested woman with a penis? A man.

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If a tree falls in the forest, does anyone hear it? no, but it was home to several endangered species that are now extinct

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Bob: Whats the difference between a fish and a microwave? Steve: I don't know Bob: Daaaamn your dumb!

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I heard that the Boston marathon was a BLAST!

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if chuck norris had 5 dollars and you had 5 dollars he would have 10 dollars

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Teacher:What is the outer layer of a tree? Dog:Bark. Teacher: What is the square root of 69? Dog:8.30662386

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Why did little Susie fall off the swing? Because she fell out the window and landed in soot.

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Whats alive and drowning? your new born baby you just threw in the river

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I just flew in from Seattle, and boy is their airport difficult to navigate.

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You say: Why did the chicken cross the road? Response: Why? (or some other answer to a different joke) You say: To get to your house! Knock, knock. Response: Who's there? You say: The CHICKEN!!!!

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why did the plant eat a banana? it was hungry

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What's the one good thing about being a paraplegic? Nothing.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't.

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A tree falls over on an old woman. Mysteriously, the woman lifts the tree up and walks away. A man is amazed by this, so he goes and asks the woman how she managed to lift the whole tree. She tells the man that he is an idiot an walks away. Later inspecting the tree, he realizes it is a small sapling weighing no less than 10 pounds

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Hello, I'm Mark and I have multiple-personality disorder. Don't listen to him, no he doesn't.

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Alternate ending for children: Despite the massive trauma that the spider suffered from his fall and the sheer volume of rain in the confined space of a pipe, it made a miraculous recover due to the sun coming out. It was however, forever doomed to repeat this cycle of undeath for ever more. [L]

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What do you call a drunk, blind, deaf monkey driving a car? A bloody good driver!

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Q: what do you call a black priest A: Coley s**t

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Why did the young boy die from Aggressive cancer? ...Because there isn't a cure.

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What is the best game in the world? There is no answer because that would be an opinion and opinions cannont be proved or measured.

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Useful Information: *2+2=5 *4+4=9 *6+6=13 Q: Given this information, how many fingers am I holding up? A: It was a trick question. Batman didn't open the door.

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A man walks into a bar, and spends all his money because he is an alchoholic.

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Whats worse then this joke? Its punchline.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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