Womens Rights. Excist in nearly every country on Earth today.

What happend to the murderer who ate people? He was sent to jail for a number of years and now is having work done to stop him from eating people

What is worse than ending and apple joke in the holocaust? Getting raped by a goat

roses are red,violets are blue,faces like yours belong in a zoo,but don't worry i'll be there to,not in a cage but laughing at you!

what do you get when you cross a dinosaur and a spaceship? a dinosaur spaceship

1: Knock Knock. 2: Who's there? 1: To. 2: To Who? 1: To whom.

Q:Why did Jimmy eat an apple? A:He was hungry.

Why is 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 is a killer

Aodhan, Kevin, Taggart and Caoimhin walk into a bar. They have drinks and then leave.

Why did Henry fall down the stairs? Nobody knows, nobody cares. Poor Henry.

your dad called night and told me your grandpa died.

a jew, a gay, and an irishman walk int a bar at different times during the span of 5 hours.

What's the difference between an egg and a Llama? The'yre both not lamps.

What do Sylvia Plath and a cake have in common? Nothing.

Whats better at driving? A pig or a chicken. Neither because they are animals and it is impossible for the to even posses the power of controlling a moving vehicle.

watched pride and prejudice last night. I hate period dramas... too much blood

Knock Knock. Who's there? Doctor. Doctor Who? Doctor Watson - I'm here to see your little sister who is currently terminally ill and every second is of vital importance. Therefore this exchange of words is only worsening the already terrible situation that we find ourselves in. Please open the door.

Q: What did Nala say to Simba during the stampede? A: Nothing. She was nowhere to be found during that scene.

What's worse than a trash can of dead babies? The one at the bottom that has to eat it's way out.

Whats Black and White and Red all over? A penguin in a blender.

Who loves George Clooney? George Clooney

A Jew walks into a bar........... he buys it.

The chicks at the bar last night were do hot. The girls weren't half bad either

Did you hear about the guy who got his left leg and left arm cut off, how is he? Well you see, the guy who got his left leg and left arm cut off...He's dead. I..um..he's straight up dead. I'm sorry, I don't know what to tell ya.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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