yeyeyeyeye live action

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How can you tell the difference between a black man and a white man? Quite easily actually.

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Eating food: Ugh disgusting! Taking a dump later: THIS IS DELICIOUS! Man, you are doing it wrong... Waterworld was a pretty dry movie, I mean when are they gonna start making movies with a bit of wet humor for a change? SERIOUSLY BELIEVE ME WHEN I SAY I AM NOT SERIOUS!

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What is worse than the holocaust Nothing it was fine with the Jews in camps burning and dying

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My name is me I like fired chicken!

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Q: Why does the black guy eat watermelon A: Because it's a delicious nutritious snack

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Mum, "Why aren't you listening to me, are you deaf or something?" Son, (Silence)...

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Why was the little boy sad? Because he just got paralized from the waist down and will never be able to walk again.

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How do you get a ninja to do a backflip? Ask him nicely.

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a black man pays his child support

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what do u call an elephant in a car? nothing elephants cant fit in cars

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Roses are red violets are blue, he is for me and not for you, he's too ugly you can have him

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How many babies does it take to paint a wall? Depends how hard you throw them

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y does byonce sing to the left? because black people have no rights

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What looks like a flower, smells like a flower, and feels like a flower, but isn't a flower? Just kidding it's a flower

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why did andy wake up this morning. because he wasnt tired anymore

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Patient: "Doctor, my arm hurts when I poke it with my index finger." Doctor: "That's because your finger is broken."

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What's ugly and has shit smeared over its teeth? Smelly McD (He also wears bin bag clothes)

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what do you call a cow with no legs? ground BEEF!!!!

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how many jews can you fit in a volkswagon? 2 in the front, 2 in the back, and 6 million in the ash trey.

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A traveling salesman stops at a farmer's house. The farmer then offers the salesman a bed with his daughter. The salesman quickly replied, "I don't want to go to bed right now. I need to know the way to Pawtucket." The farmer then gave the salesman directions and the two parted ways.

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A man walked into a bar, he was meeting his friends but was half an hour early, so he went down the road and got a burger. He had recently began dieting to maintain a healthy weight, but had trouble with self control. 20 years later he would gamble away his life savings and then go onto live a lonely and unfulfilled life.

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A man walks into a bar. The other patrons suddenly start to run away screaming, because he had just been hit by a bus.

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Q. Why did the boy throw up on the bus? A. All his friends around him died in the accident

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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