- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How many dueche bags does it take to change a light bulb? 0 They're two complete unrelated things

What do you call a kid with down syndrome and no arms? Whatever his name is.

Why is Ray Charles always smiling? He's not, corpses rarely smile

What's the difference between difference and between? One is difference the other is between.

Why was the boy seeing stars? It was night time.

Obama walks into a hospital....

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven was black.

Two men walk in to a bar. The first man says "I'll have some H20" The second man says "I'll have some H20, too." They both received glasses of water.

Q. What do you call a black pilot? A. A pilot.

A blind man jumped out of the way as a car ran through the red light at a one way street.

Knock Knock Who is there? The IRS coming to take your house

How long does it take for britney spears to change a light bulb? Fish can not leave the water without dieing.

why didn't the Asian ask for a calculator cause he was doing the dishes and a calculator seemed inappropriate

Why was the black man kicked out of the restaurant? Blatant racism was still very prevalent at that time and place.

Why did George smoke weed? Because he was depressed after his wife died and couldn't get over the fact that he would be lonely forevermore.

Why didn't John get a present for Christmas? Because John died eight months ago.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she lost her balance.

whats black, dirty, and full of trash? A trash can

What do you call a duck who votes democrat? A duck

Why did the joke feel paranoid? Because everyone kept laughing at him.

If i was a painting... Id hang myself

Why did they bury the indian at the top of the hill? Because he was dead.

Why did the girl fall off of her highchair? Her father threw an axe at her.

What do you call a dog with two tails? ...Depends on what its name is.

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