- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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The speakers on my computer were broken, so I was going to replace them with John Boehner. Because he is the SPEAKER of the house.

whats brown and half eaten? yeah an easter egg that a parent has given to there son/daughter before dinner

Robin, Get in the Car

Whats better than throwing a baby off a cliff? Catching it with a pitchfork. Whats better than catching a baby with a pitchfork? Eating it afterwords.

my gave me a game i said thank you

What's blue and fluffy? Blue fluff!

what is brown and wet? Muddy water

your mommas so stupid she has trouble doing things an average person would manage easily

What do you get when you mix a baby and a fork? An abortion.

Okay, yeah red, but you wont ever get to see it because you have gone stale.

Did you hear about the guy who had his head chopped off? He's dead.

Yesterday, my friend said I should facebook him. So I slammed a book into his face.

No one walks into a bar The bar is slowly losing business and will soon be forclosed upon and will also lose his home as a result causing his family and himself to be homeless and slowly suffer on the streets

Why did Princess Diana die? Because she deserved it!

Q. How do you get a dinosaur off a slide? A. You tell him he hasn't lived for billions of years.

A man is talking with his friend when suddenly he picks up a banana. He starts talking with the banana, and after a while of conversing the man sadly puts down his banana and says to his friend, "I'm sorry but your son has just died in a horrible accident."

Whats the difference between a jew and a pizza? A pizza doesn't scream when you put it in the oven.

Want to hear a joke You're Adopted

I bont really understand dyslectic peapole

Wanna hear something funny? David is addicted to mw3 like the other 3 million people!

Why didn't the Mexican dwarf eat his taco? Well, he actually started, but he had already had one earlier. So, he gave half to his friend who gladly accepted the free taco.

Q: How did the black guy die? A: After a long battle with a terrible case of pneumonia he struggled to breath and died a slow and peaceful death... R.I.P. Dad

Q: What did the monkey say to the parrot? A: I like trains so feed me bananas!

So after 2 years of dating, the man thought the woman actually loved him. So to find out they took a ski trip and during their day they were on the chairlift and the man asked the woman "Do you love me?" The woman replied "No...I'm just in it for the sex, but that's a nice ski mask you have on"

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